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Anonymous ID:nELF9rZr Mon 16 Mar 2026 03:21:19 No.24131968 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24131974

persian rug edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.chabad.org/calendar/view/month.htm

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://bitcoin.org

>Alternate Investmenting
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

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Anonymous ID:IH1rnzkf Mon 16 Mar 2026 03:27:44 No.24131974 Report

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>>24131968
>NO SHOES ON THE PERSIAN RUG edition

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Anonymous ID:nELF9rZr Mon 16 Mar 2026 05:27:47 No.24132141 Report

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went out to get cigarettes, saw somebody having a much worse day than me...
anyways futes are green and that's good. and i'm glad the trading week is set to start. obviously all eyes are still on the strait, but i'm hoping things can stabilize and we don't have to have a bear market, i imagine the indices can at least crab from here until our special military operation has concluded if things stay calm or get better, and i'm optimistic about what happens afterwards. i happen to think this operation is very strategically important, if iran has nuclear weapons, the cost to close the strait in a china conflict is too high, and it blows a major leg of our containment strategy, which would be an oil blockade. i would have preferred to just payed the iranians a fee instead of coercing them this way, but this is the path we've taken and i think it's pretty vital that it's succesful, don't think we'll be taking no for an answer here.

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Anonymous ID:nELF9rZr Mon 16 Mar 2026 06:20:31 No.24132214 Report

Quoted By: >>24132266

look at this dude's transformation, under a year
>>>/fit/77151515
>>>/fit/77151423
headed to the gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j/+5Ek3i Mon 16 Mar 2026 06:57:08 No.24132266 Report

Quoted By: >>24132292

>>24132214
steroids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j/+5Ek3i Mon 16 Mar 2026 07:00:33 No.24132270 Report

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niiiiggeeeerrrrrrrsss
&
jjjeeeeeewwwwwwwzzzzzzz

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nELF9rZr Mon 16 Mar 2026 07:19:13 No.24132292 Report

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>>24132266
very possible, and i was just thinking that. in fact it would make more sense if that was the case. most of the time people admit to roiding on /fit/ though, but not always. and he says he's coming back from lifting, so it's not really a year, there's all the time he put in before as well. still pretty stunning whatever the truth is.

anyways, i got sweaty and nauseous, wasn't the best workout but i did one, which really tips the scales on what kind of day today was for me.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:voFfIYGh Mon 16 Mar 2026 10:05:28 No.24132422 Report

Quoted By: >>24132428

another thread another life

https://youtu.be/yK3bazzUsRw?si=Utbk2gHSltvOKItz

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Anonymous ID:DXmQUydz Mon 16 Mar 2026 10:11:37 No.24132428 Report

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>>24132422
https://youtu.be/ENyGp8AoXAw?si=KH--8EwwwD48iUrU

niggersssss
&
jewzzzzzzz

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DXmQUydz Mon 16 Mar 2026 10:40:46 No.24132454 Report

Quoted By: >>24132693

BOUGHTED
O
I
LITTLE BIT O' NATGAS

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Anonymous ID:DXmQUydz Mon 16 Mar 2026 10:43:18 No.24132456 Report

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FUCK FREE WILL
WE GOT
FREE WILLY
NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DXmQUydz Mon 16 Mar 2026 12:59:06 No.24132583 Report

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omega THREEEEEEE
2 go in me
from tha FISH
& make a WISH
foe bettah
DAAAAAAAAAAAAZE

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Anonymous ID:nELF9rZr Mon 16 Mar 2026 13:59:59 No.24132614 Report

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good morning /smg/. woke up and was up A TON. but looking like the highs because now we're rolling over. is what it is. on the lookout for penelope, she's probably already posting. can't believe it's already another lift day. gotta hit the grocery store too. spring is almost here.

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Anonymous ID:/e3ZofDe Mon 16 Mar 2026 14:24:32 No.24132631 Report

Quoted By: >>24132925

What do you guys think about penis tattoos. I feel like it's an overlooked potential goldmine.

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Anonymous ID:0dTPDzE9 Mon 16 Mar 2026 14:41:16 No.24132693 Report

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>>24132454
Slow and steady wins the race.

@realDonaldTrump !!OjCCMdlj1kr

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@realDonaldTrump !!OjCCMdlj1kr ID:vDpkzMcj Mon 16 Mar 2026 14:42:04 No.24132696 Report

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Hey, what's up, niggers.

It's the real President.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:voFfIYGh Mon 16 Mar 2026 14:53:59 No.24132925 Report

Quoted By: >>24133090

>>24132631
I always wanted one. A penis that is big enough something like that would make sense I mean.

https://youtu.be/NrJbFA4KsaA?si=xzelu0qWwmZu5Szc

@realDonaldTrump !!OjCCMdlj1kr

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@realDonaldTrump !!OjCCMdlj1kr ID:vDpkzMcj Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:20:17 No.24133090 Report

Quoted By: >>24133137

>>24132925
You might be interested in getting some penis enlargement. I know a guy, wonderful man. Great at what he does.

You want a big penis, go to that guy.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:voFfIYGh Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:52:19 No.24133137 Report

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>>24133090
I bet skitzo's cock is huge

@realDonaldTrump !!OjCCMdlj1kr

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@realDonaldTrump !!OjCCMdlj1kr ID:vDpkzMcj Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:54:33 No.24133143 Report

Quoted By: >>24133145

Oops

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:voFfIYGh Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:55:26 No.24133145 Report

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>>24133143
what a fitting painting in the back
I love it

@realDonaldTrump !!OjCCMdlj1kr

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@realDonaldTrump !!OjCCMdlj1kr ID:vDpkzMcj Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:57:25 No.24133149 Report

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God damn, the BNWO.

You must have set something off, and their protocols detected it and sent a giant BBC through my hard drive to this thread while I was about to post. It just comes out of my hands as I type, my computer is completely commandeered, there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nELF9rZr Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:57:40 No.24133150 Report

Quoted By: >>24133152

can't spot penelope this morning. oh well. having a really good day, up over 3% but still off highs. intc doing most of the work. gonna go buy yogurt, and have to go look at a house with mom this afternoon that she wants to buy. it's a dumb idea and i'm trying to talk her out of it, but she does this every so often. boomer property mania.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:voFfIYGh Mon 16 Mar 2026 15:58:52 No.24133152 Report

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>>24133150
>who is penelope I thought we are in love

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Mon 16 Mar 2026 17:24:15 No.24133327 Report

Quoted By: >>24133561

Hiatus -_- see you guys thursday

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:20:05 No.24133558 Report

Quoted By: >>24133561

If there is anyone reading with any pull or influence, janny gave me a sitewide for racism even tho i was not racist. He doesnt do his job and only bans me for nonsense reasons and always 3 day so i cannot appeal. He is probably also a gooner using his mod powers to find plaps but i cant prove that but it would be consistent with everything i have seen

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Anonymous ID:/e3ZofDe Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:22:24 No.24133561 Report

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>>24133327
>>24133558
JANNIES

FUCK U

FREE MY NIGGA HE AIN EBEN GOT NO TRIAL HE AIN GOT A DUDE POSSESSED EBEN

IT AINT RIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/e3ZofDe Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:26:48 No.24133567 Report

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So it's come to this. We really back in the cotton fields. They doin it again.

The chains might go back on for some but guess what

I ain't no hebrew slave. My niggas ain't gonna be no hebrew slaves

U don't free my niggas u gonna be my booty slave free my nigga jannys let him fucking go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Mon 16 Mar 2026 19:48:38 No.24133598 Report

Quoted By: >>24133671

So anyways been trading down all day which is a disappointment but still green. Gotta go look at a house with mom and i do need a nap too. The biz janny is a coward and a liar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TS4Yj2Bt Mon 16 Mar 2026 20:23:27 No.24133671 Report

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>>24133598
maybe he's a rival suitor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Mon 16 Mar 2026 21:54:43 No.24133872 Report

Quoted By: >>24134774

Mom just put in an offer for another house, guess this is happening. Gonna keep me busy counting beans and packing boxes for a while. We are gonna rent this one out until the market recovers is the plan it seems. Probably not the best roi but she wants it and i would never hear the end of it if i said no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OOgB6RaA Tue 17 Mar 2026 00:31:56 No.24134774 Report

Quoted By: >>24134966

>>24133872
are you certain shes not gonna hand you the keys and tell you rent is due on the first?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Tue 17 Mar 2026 01:52:00 No.24134966 Report

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>>24134774
We are partners, this house is mine and we are leveraging it to buy, we will be splitting any profits and she will cover any losses

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Tue 17 Mar 2026 03:04:16 No.24135193 Report

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I have a funny image for the occasion.... cant post it. I think an appropriate song is dear landlord by bob dylan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Tue 17 Mar 2026 03:19:34 No.24135208 Report

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Anyways headed to the yard (gym) with my celly (mom)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Tue 17 Mar 2026 06:21:44 No.24135413 Report

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Alright workout, still gettin nauseous, but have not puked. Benched 195 and 200, same as last time.
Warming up to this house deal. I wanted to use home equity to lever into stocks anyways, mom vetoed that, this at least puts equity to work. The place is nicer and my mom owns another property so we are really less than 40% mortgatged. If we can get this place rented and all goes well it could result in some nice profits.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LjE7z0n Tue 17 Mar 2026 09:14:44 No.24135476 Report

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Missing everyone. Sending love.

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Anonymous ID:0dTPDzE9 Tue 17 Mar 2026 14:13:59 No.24135905 Report

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Another day, another dollar.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sfznuuFb Tue 17 Mar 2026 14:37:54 No.24135927 Report

Quoted By: >>24135945

Good morning friends. Need to go visit banks and raise money with mom today. Did some math and it is gonna be tough to breakeven on cashflow, but with price appreciation this should work, just gotta sell in a couple years and lock in profits. We will see what happens, we may end up putting in more equity though. Anyways market green intc red, flat day here. Hope the fed cuts tomorrow but know thats unlikely. Awoke yo penelope saying horrible stuff...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TS4Yj2Bt Tue 17 Mar 2026 14:51:28 No.24135945 Report

Quoted By: >>24135956

>>24135927
happy Saint Patrick's day!

so the offer was accepted? be sure to hire a good inspector. paying a premium up front for a competent and thorough inspection can be the difference between making a profit and a major loss. also, i wouldn't rent it out for long stays. 1 month, maybe 3 months max. id make an exception if you live somewhere near a college or university and want to rent to faculty, then check out "sabbatical homes". picking good tenants can also make the difference between profits and a living nightmare. good luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sfznuuFb Tue 17 Mar 2026 15:00:29 No.24135956 Report

Quoted By: >>24135970

>>24135945
Good morning, happy st. Patricks day to you.
Offer was put in yesterday, not accepted but at asking and my mom usually gets what she wants. I have accepted it as final already but it is anything bit. And good advice on inspector, we are doing that, have a realtor. My mom is really good at real estate tho, she loves all the stuff that tends to lead to really good appreciation, i have to hand it to her there, she knows better than me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TS4Yj2Bt Tue 17 Mar 2026 15:16:51 No.24135970 Report

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>>24135956
they say kitchens and bathrooms are where you'll get the best returns but i've also found that investing in landscaping is also worthwhile. a little sweat equity can do wonders for curb appeal. and it's a great workout that will exercise muscles that machines miss.

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