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>be spongbob
>wake up in pineapple house on a weekend
>be walking down street
>"i guess im going to fuck the pink dude" thought spongebob
>*unzips*
>As sponge bob walk towards patricks house, he lit up a doobie.
>Bend down for morning prayer
>Trump becomes president
>beat head against Pat's rock until concussion
>the gap between the rich and the poor deepens until there is only the rich elite and millions of slaves
>patrick doesnt answer
>eats a passing Plankton infront of his mechaifu
>>she doesn't even react
>skullfuck mr krabs
>sandy appears
>begin screaming until Squidward awakens
>sonichu appears
>spongebob beheads sandy
>Squidward comes out with his clarinet
>spongebob realizes mr krabs is a money pinching jew
>spongebob takes clarinet out of squidward's hand and shoves it right into mr krab's ass
>Mrs. Puff shits on the sidewalk.
>Squidward proceeds to call the police
>Mr krab's dies from internal bleeding
patrick then starts to eat his still warm corpse
>Sponge proceeds to play "Beethoven's 9th Symphony, 4th Movement into Mr. Krabs' ass.
>mr krabs plays a cheerful tune with the clarinet in his butt while dead, and being eaten by patrick
>the police arrive, guns drawn
>police proceeds to shoot semen from the guns at spongebob
>"I..i dindu nuffin officer"
>wake up in pineapple house on a weekend
>be walking down street
>"i guess im going to fuck the pink dude" thought spongebob
>*unzips*
>As sponge bob walk towards patricks house, he lit up a doobie.
>Bend down for morning prayer
>Trump becomes president
>beat head against Pat's rock until concussion
>the gap between the rich and the poor deepens until there is only the rich elite and millions of slaves
>patrick doesnt answer
>eats a passing Plankton infront of his mechaifu
>>she doesn't even react
>skullfuck mr krabs
>sandy appears
>begin screaming until Squidward awakens
>sonichu appears
>spongebob beheads sandy
>Squidward comes out with his clarinet
>spongebob realizes mr krabs is a money pinching jew
>spongebob takes clarinet out of squidward's hand and shoves it right into mr krab's ass
>Mrs. Puff shits on the sidewalk.
>Squidward proceeds to call the police
>Mr krab's dies from internal bleeding
patrick then starts to eat his still warm corpse
>Sponge proceeds to play "Beethoven's 9th Symphony, 4th Movement into Mr. Krabs' ass.
>mr krabs plays a cheerful tune with the clarinet in his butt while dead, and being eaten by patrick
>the police arrive, guns drawn
>police proceeds to shoot semen from the guns at spongebob
>"I..i dindu nuffin officer"
