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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:11:26 No.2415732 View View Reply Original Report

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T-Taco Bell?
...
TACO BELL?!
*flicks air*
Sushi...
WORTH THOUSANDS...
*rolls eyes*
Comped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:12:47 No.2415733 Report

Quoted By: >>2415738 >>2415743 >>2415756 >>2415762 >>2415781 >>2415782 >>2415785 >>2415795 >>2415802 >>2415814 >>2415816 >>2415821 >>2415832 >>2415839 >>2415868 >>2415891

This meme is fucking horrible stop trying to make it a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:28:42 No.2415734 Report

Quoted By: >>2415737 >>2415739 >>2415778 >>2415815

what if it turns out the motive was that he didnt get comped sushi?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:30:19 No.2415735 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:34:32 No.2415736 Report

Quoted By: >>2415788

>>2415732

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:36:53 No.2415737 Report

Quoted By: >>2415752 >>2415836

>>2415734
I wouldn't be surprised if he committed all this because he no longer received premium comps. With economic trouble on the horizon, I can understand why the casino might have cut back on spending on him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:41:02 No.2415738 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415733
>s-stop having fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:41:08 No.2415739 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415734

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:45:23 No.2415740 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 20:46:41 No.2415741 Report

Quoted By: >>2415757 >>2415767 >>2415845 >>2415871

>>2415732
>COMPED, YOU MORONS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:00:03 No.2415742 Report

Quoted By: >>2415748 >>2415750 >>2415751 >>2415753 >>2415774 >>2415775 >>2415817 >>2415850 >>2415868

these memes are shit. This guy is just as much a crisis actor as his brother who probably didn't even do it.

No one died, you're all faggots falling for red-herrings. I wish I could gas all of reddit and then maybe the adults could break this shit down and figure it out. But noooo, kekistanis have to yell like retards with their dicks out and bring up fringe bullshit like "h-he was an FBI gun dealer who worked for isis and they turned on him"

Thats bullshit because isis is just jews, we already know this. This was done by intel and the stupid brother wouldn't be acting so obviously while mentioning his brothers military connections
>h-he has no connections, d-don't look into it
that just forced me to look into it
>they whispered and told him to stop talking about it
yeah they did that on purpose to legitimize the whole thing. They don't even care about conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theorizing is inevitable when no one trusts the government so they just create fake conspiracies as misdirection and kekistanis fall for it every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:09:38 No.2415743 Report

Quoted By: >>2415744 >>2415745 >>2415746 >>2415763 >>2415793

>>2415733
t. Taco bell Employee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:10:35 No.2415744 Report

Quoted By: >>2415752 >>2415753

>>2415743
not funny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:11:59 No.2415745 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415743
me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:12:49 No.2415746 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415743
Funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:12:56 No.2415747 Report

Quoted By: >>2415749 >>2415752

*notices gold card*
OwO what's this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:13:56 No.2415748 Report

Quoted By: >>2415755

>>2415742
is everyone in canadia this dumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:15:45 No.2415749 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415747
Its a fucking gajillion dollars worth of sushi, COMPED. Snooooort

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:16:38 No.2415750 Report

Quoted By: >>2415894

>>2415742
>muh crisis actor
I quit reading right there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:18:49 No.2415751 Report

Quoted By: >>2415853

>>2415742
Idk these memes have my sides in orbit many times your faggot leaf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:19:46 No.2415752 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
>>2415737
>>2415744
>>2415747
COMP'D

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:21:28 No.2415753 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415742
>>2415744
Non-Gold card members like this should seriously kill themselves. I mean once you've eaten at the Fusion restaurant you start understand that the average person just really doesn't deserve to live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:21:48 No.2415754 Report

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THOUSANDS
UPON
THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS

OF

COMPED

SUSHI

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:22:46 No.2415755 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415748
Only the ones that fuck dogs. So most of them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:41:55 No.2415756 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415733
t. unhappy hotel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:43:03 No.2415757 Report

Quoted By: >>2415804

>>2415741
He could have done anything he wanted to do. And he did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:45:36 No.2415758 Report

Quoted By: >>2415779

>Eric Paddock is taking his daily meal from Sushi Fusion prepared by an 839 year old Japanese chef that was a Kamikazi pilot in WW2, but, was kept alive by the Paddock lineage to prepare the most expensive and authentic sushi from the ESA list
>Eric orders it to go every week and switches it to a Taco Bell bag in his car
>Eric arrives to Taco Bell and walks up to the cashier as if to make a complaint
>Uhm yeah, PABLO, this shit is fucked up
>He pulls out the sushi
>The cashier immediately knows what is going on because she heard a story from a 14 year old Taco Bell slave laborer at the hospital as she volunteers at the childrens hospital for internship credit for her prospective medical study program as he had been admitted as to what was now regionally known as "COMP syndrome"
>She stars to shake, uncontrollably out of pure dread
>YOU SEE, THIS IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI THAT WAS COMPED TO STEVIE FRESH
>It's the rarest sushi in the world, the bottom belly fat of the "Comp Fish" harvested with an atomic knife from the zygote of two previously endangered species that were driven to extinction in order to make it wildly expensive by a fiscal arms race created by 18 competing hotels in order to lure Steve Paddock to a high stakes Texas Holdem table in the ultimate "comp off" that will go down in the history of the United State Casino industry
>The girl is now sweating profusely and she cant stop shaking
>YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PEDRO
>THIS ISN'T SOME WELFARE SUSHI THAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE SPLURGE ON FOR YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY ONCE EVERY OTHER YEAR THAT IS FISHED OUT OF SOME GOOKS ASSHOLE IN THE UNREFRIGERATED LOADING DOCK OF PUBLIX
>The multiply misgenderd server is now shaking on the floor, with her eyes rolled into the back of her head, and foaming at the mouth in full "comp shock"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:47:18 No.2415759 Report

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:50:33 No.2415760 Report

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HOL UP
>smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
>sips starbucks
What you white poor people are sayin
>breathes heavily through hook nose
That we...I mean he..I mean...I
>pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
>snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that comped sushi
>nose drips
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:51:09 No.2415761 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
Something tells me sushi restaurants are going to MURDER it the next few months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:52:28 No.2415762 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415733
no sushi for you, tacunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:52:35 No.2415763 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415743
kek'd irl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:53:22 No.2415764 Report

Quoted By: >>2415787 >>2415853 >>2415896

>tfw comped

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:55:39 No.2415765 Report

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Automatic Paddock should have been curbcomped.

YOU SHOP AT PUBLIX? ARE YOU ON WELFARE?

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YOU SHOP AT PUBLIX? ARE YOU ON WELFARE? Fri 06 Oct 2017 21:55:46 No.2415766 Report

Quoted By: >>2415768

YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR INCOME?
WHAT ARE ON YOU ON FUCKING WELFARE OR SOMETHING?

MY BROTHER FLYS TO JAPAN IF HE WANTS THOUSAND DOLLAR SUSHI.
COMPED.

HE DOESN'T EAT THAT WELFARE SUSHI YOUR WIFE BUYS AT PUBLIX.

YOU PAY TO EAT TACOBELL?
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING POOR?

I EAT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN SUSHI.
COMPED.

AND YOU WONDER WHY MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE GUNS!?
:::::F L I CK S ~ H E A D ::::::

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:01:59 No.2415767 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415741
Its like this actor is trying to trigger sjws.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:02:14 No.2415768 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415766

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:02:21 No.2415769 Report

Quoted By: >>2415770 >>2415772 >>2415773

So is there a video of him saying shit like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:02:46 No.2415770 Report

Quoted By: >>2415860

>>2415769
https://youtu.be/9_4XgT6KxyQ
there anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:04:05 No.2415771 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
Guys, sushi are underrage kids...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:05:04 No.2415772 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGJAIEdJtFM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:06:58 No.2415773 Report

Quoted By: >>2415853

>>2415769
damnit anon do try to keep up between shifts at your taco bell job

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:08:22 No.2415774 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415742
i know hes an actor but i still think the memes are funny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:10:04 No.2415775 Report

Quoted By: >>2415853

>>2415742
It's not working anon, might as well give up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:12:03 No.2415776 Report

Quoted By:

>>144322222

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:19:50 No.2415777 Report

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>>2415732
Does anyone even think comped sushi tastes good? Who orders casino sushi?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:25:24 No.2415778 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415734

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:29:53 No.2415779 Report

Quoted By: >>2415786

>>2415758
>my oc from yesterday

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:34:14 No.2415780 Report

Quoted By: >>2415790 >>2415853 >>2415870

Comped

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:36:05 No.2415781 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415733
CIA COMPED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:37:55 No.2415782 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415733
Anybody with a synapse and two neuron to rub together KNOWS the shit is funny as fuck. Turn the internet off. You'll only hurt yourself with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:38:16 No.2415783 Report

Quoted By: >>2415784

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:38:45 No.2415784 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415783
ooh

spicy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:38:47 No.2415785 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415733
Too late
>comped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:40:32 No.2415786 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415779
What
The
Everliving
Fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:41:17 No.2415787 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415764
That sushi looks so good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:41:43 No.2415788 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415736
can't enjoy that until you spell paid correctly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:42:36 No.2415789 Report

Quoted By: >>2415791

I love Taco Bell's Sushi!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:43:00 No.2415790 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415780
I’d comp all over that but not in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:44:19 No.2415791 Report

Quoted By: >>2415813

>>2415789
Anons going into Taco Bell asking for comped sushi when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:45:17 No.2415792 Report

Quoted By: >>2415796

>captains log
>day5
>still no COMPED.com memes
>unclear what the board is waiting for

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:47:29 No.2415793 Report

Quoted By: >>2415807 >>2415824

>>2415743
>tfw I'm a taco bell employee

pls no bully

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:47:46 No.2415794 Report

Quoted By: >>2415808

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:48:14 No.2415795 Report

Quoted By: >>2415797 >>2415852 >>2415873 >>2415887 >>2415897 >>2415951

>>2415733
spoken like a real asshole that pays for his own sushi like the fucking bitch that he is. I bet you even know how much a spicy dragon roll costs, don't you? having to pay that shit all the time, haven't paid for raw fish since 97 mother fucker. check it:

>DRAGON ROLLS
comped
>TUNA ROLLS
comped
>SPRING ROLLS
comped
>VOLCANO ROLL
better believe that shit is comped
>LUCK ROLLS
comped
>AVOCADO ROLLS
don't care for avocado but that shit is fucking comped too
>CALIFORNIA ROLLS
comped
>RAINBOW ROLLS
comped
>SASHIMI
never tried to order it but if I had to guess, COMPED

anyways long story short you're a faggot and when I come get my locos tacos you better COMP that shit too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:48:56 No.2415796 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415792
they're out there, this slide thread is just a bit weak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:52:52 No.2415797 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415795
Beatz by
The Bellagio Boyz
EASY E and STEVIE "COMPTON" FRESH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:56:07 No.2415798 Report

Quoted By: >>2415809

>>2415732
Can't wait until we can execute spooks and MIC along with their families and dump them in mass graves

https://youtu.be/5XHsDJ-9EDs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:57:12 No.2415799 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
THOUSAND IN SUSH
COMPED BRUH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:59:14 No.2415800 Report

Quoted By: >>2415806

>we used to walk into taco bell and sit down
>one of the staff said out loud "not these guys again i want to die"
>Steve put his feet up on the table and pulled out a big bag of sushi
>and we just started eating THOUSANDS of dollars worth of sushi right in front of them
>"you have to leave sirs if you are not going to order"
>steve and i just started throwing pieces of sushi at them
>YOU FUCKING WORK AT TACOBELL THIS IS COMPED SUSHI EAT UP i yelled
>we could not stop laughing
>then steve said he'd wear their heads as hats and i had to calm him down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 22:59:59 No.2415801 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ
COMPED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:00:21 No.2415802 Report

Quoted By: >>2415838

>>2415733

I bet you done even have a gold card, peasant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:00:44 No.2415803 Report

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>so i walked in on steve and he was just stabbing away at this dead womans body on a table
>blood was flying everywhere
>satanic symbolism all over the room
>then i saw a table covered in Sushi
>I said is that comped Sushi?
>"yeah help yourself bro"
>so i just dug into that amazing sushi
>i asked steve what he was doing
>"nothing"
>that was the Steve I PERSONALLY knew. He was always comping me free sushi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:01:26 No.2415804 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415757
holy shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:01:58 No.2415805 Report

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:02:13 No.2415806 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415800
>then steve said he'd wear their heads as hats and i had to calm him down.
got me to kek at the end there, well done anon. definitely my favorite fucking thing on this site in a while

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:02:44 No.2415807 Report

Quoted By: >>2415838

>>2415793
Poorfag wishes he comped sushi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:06:23 No.2415808 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415794
Holy shit, please be true.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:07:03 No.2415809 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415798

Haha I've been having that taco bell song from Kung pow in my head too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:07:22 No.2415810 Report

Quoted By: >>2415812

I bet the poorfags working at tacobell in this thread would have to pay money to stay during the week at the totalrewards shittier hotels

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:08:15 No.2415811 Report

Quoted By:

>Steve would tell me to comp the bellboy
>so there I was stuffing his pockets full of sushi
>he got all weird and said what are you doing man
>i said im trying to comp you
>before i finished steve shot him and said he'd be fine
>that was the Steve i knew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:08:20 No.2415812 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415810
what do they have planned for that weekend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:08:22 No.2415813 Report

Quoted By: >>2415849

>>2415791
>Leans in
>I'm with Steven Paddock

Where is your Gold card?

Where is your Gold card? Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:09:55 No.2415814 Report

Quoted By: >>2415838

>>2415733
get the fuck out of here with your welfare sushi
Not everyone shops a publicx okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:09:58 No.2415815 Report

Quoted By: >>2415836

>>2415734
He was making lots of money off the casino. I would've stopped the comps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:10:52 No.2415816 Report

Quoted By: >>2415819

>>2415733
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand comped sushi memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical casino management most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Paddock's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike comped sushi memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Paddock's existencial catchphrase "I don't carry my own machine guns," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated taco bell employees scratching their heads in confusion as Stephen's gunfire unfolds itself on their concert pavilion. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a $100 sushi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the filipina ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 gold card points of my own (preferably lower).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:11:38 No.2415817 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415742
Severe comped sushi deficiency detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:12:32 No.2415818 Report

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Steve took care of us. That's the Steve I know.

He didn't care for the uncomped masses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:16:21 No.2415819 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415816
I think that's why the comped meme stuck. There was something so odd about the obsession with comps. He said you had to have the card in to get your comps. All this time justifying being rich basically, which screams that he was insecure being well off.

/pol/ is always right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:16:46 No.2415820 Report

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>>2415732

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:16:57 No.2415821 Report

Quoted By: >>2415875

>>2415733
This meme has actually been a lot of fun desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:20:08 No.2415822 Report

Quoted By:

Typing on my COMPEDuter

Playing some CS GO COMPEDetetive

Valve is such a good COMPEDany

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:25:01 No.2415823 Report

Quoted By:

>steve is a...w-w-was a highly intelligent...
Ya guys. Totally not a crisis actor. The meme is funny tho. Ill have to start using it.

Where is your Gold card?

Where is your Gold card? Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:25:05 No.2415824 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415793
Do you shop at publicx too and forget to put your gold card in the machine? The casinos are not going to be very happy, you are never going to get comped like that.
I bet you carry your own bags too.
look $100,000 is not lot of money, I'm sorry if that upsets some people pfffffffff :::chokue sounds:::

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:27:18 No.2415825 Report

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You don't get the bring uncomped sushi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:36:43 No.2415826 Report

Quoted By: >>2415827 >>2415829

The fuck is a comp? His tab?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:38:12 No.2415827 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415826
He's saying that they were able to get thousands of dollars of sushi for free because of Steve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:39:37 No.2415828 Report

Quoted By: >>2415831

Straight edge Anon here.
What drug(s) is he on? My uneducated guess would be: coke
Maybe ecstasy?
Pls no bully, lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:41:17 No.2415829 Report

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>>2415826
It's a yuppy word.
It means "to get something for free (complimentary)".
Now get your ass to taco bell ya cunt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:41:19 No.2415830 Report

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These memes are fun but they will be stale in less than 2 weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:42:42 No.2415831 Report

Quoted By: >>2415834

>>2415828
Some places say benzodiazepine withdrawal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:43:21 No.2415832 Report

Quoted By: >>2415848

>>2415733

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:45:18 No.2415833 Report

Quoted By: >>2415868

leftypol memes are shit

this one is no exception

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:46:40 No.2415834 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415831
>Implying he wouldn't get comped all the chems the New Vegas strip has to offer.

And it's know fact that the hosts of these big rollers have all the high scale drug dealers on speed deal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:47:28 No.2415835 Report

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>>2415732its all about the COMPS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:47:32 No.2415836 Report

Quoted By: >>2415847

>>2415737
>>2415815
He was most likely laundering his own money and probably others (like drug gangs) using slot and poker machines. Eventually the casino might have figured as such and cut off his comps especially if the FBI had him as a person of interest before the shootings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:50:02 No.2415837 Report

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>>2415732
how bout another tax cut for eric?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:50:16 No.2415838 Report

Quoted By: >>2415862

>>2415802
>>2415807
>>2415814
There's only two kinds of people in this world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:50:19 No.2415839 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415733
no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:52:19 No.2415840 Report

Quoted By: >>2415841 >>2415842

WHAT THE FUCK DOES COMPED MEAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:54:56 No.2415841 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415840
Spotted the Taco Bell employee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:56:04 No.2415842 Report

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>>2415840
Term used in the gaming (gambling) industry to describe gratuities given to frequent gamblers or high-rollers. Trunication of "complimentary" and often used as a verb.

"We'll have thousands of dollars of sushi. Comped."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:57:40 No.2415843 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
how has this place not pointed out how fucking jewish this guy is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:59:09 No.2415844 Report

Quoted By: >>2415846

What does comped mean? Free of charge? Is this some stupid British word?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Oct 2017 23:59:34 No.2415845 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415741
Can we please make this jew into a fucking dubbbbbstep song?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:00:00 No.2415846 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415844
It means compensated, friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:00:51 No.2415847 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415836
We should keep looking into this.

It's almost hilarious that after 4 days, the best window we have into Steve Paddock's personality and possible motive is this bizarre interview from Eric. To figure out his motive you have to think like a high roller getting $1000's of sushi comped, and then pays a tip.

Eric mentioned 24 YEARS of gambling and being super smart about it. People wanna look into all these political motives but the guy was a fucking hardcore gambler. THAT was his obsession. Maybe it was laundering, maybe he was actually gifted in it, but the money is a a major thing that's been overlooked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:01:44 No.2415848 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415832
that sure looks like coke drip to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:02:01 No.2415849 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415813
OH UR WITH STEVE? STEVEY STEVEO THE STEVESTER

ALL THE CASINOS KNOW GOLD CARD STEVE, UNLESS THEY'RE LYING!

SAY NO MORE MY DUDE

C-C-C O M P ' T

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:02:02 No.2415850 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415742
>No one died
COMPED!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:02:33 No.2415851 Report

Quoted By: >>2415854

>acts completely bamboozled
>there better be a tumor in his head, or else he's the same as you and me!
>ignores the fact that his biological father was a diagnosed psychopath and convicted bank robber
genes are heritable you stupid fuck

your brother had the psycho gene and you probably do too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:06:31 No.2415852 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415795
i love this place

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:09:02 No.2415853 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415764
>>2415751
>>2415775
>>2415773
>>2415780

I want sushi pls ;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:11:00 No.2415854 Report

Quoted By: >>2415895

>>2415851
You must think that 100,000 sperm cells is a lot? Kek you must be a worker in the ovary department. Chromosomes don't come cheap I had to work in a damp place I didn't like for most of my life. Comped eggs in every girl these days, even my mother doesn't like it.

::FLICKS TESTICLES::

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:13:16 No.2415855 Report

Quoted By:

>/pol/ made a half decent meme

WTF I thought /pol/ was the Yellow Press.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:13:21 No.2415856 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:14:01 No.2415857 Report

Quoted By: >>2415865

it's such a richfag thing to brag about free food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:14:40 No.2415858 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
>This whole thread
my sides have been comped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:14:54 No.2415859 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:18:01 No.2415860 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415770
lol thats the first time i've watched this. this guy is an absolute madman and living meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:18:19 No.2415861 Report

Quoted By: >>2415868

>>2415732
What is this shit? You try to force some low quality meme? It won't work, make something better. Right now it's so bad I wont' besurprised if janitors will clean the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:18:27 No.2415862 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415838
this is fantastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:18:41 No.2415863 Report

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Thousands in sushi, COMPED.
Taco bell sucks.
Multiple shooters.
Chink is Isis.
Brother is coke head controlled by jews.
Cctv footage is lost because someone recorded rick n morty over it.
Rectal suit case nukes.
Two cars.
Two keys.
Your welcome.
COMPED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:19:52 No.2415864 Report

Quoted By:

actually a decent meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:20:36 No.2415865 Report

Quoted By: >>2415866 >>2415867 >>2415889

>>2415857
ITS ACTUALLY A HILARIOUSLY POORFAG THING

CLASSIC NEW MONEY PLEB WITH ZERO CLASS

HIS MOTHER GREW UP IN THE DEPRESSION AND RAISED HIM AND HIS BROTHERS BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD THOUGH, THATS HOW HUMBLE HE IS ABOUT MONEY

BY THE WAY POORFAGS, FIRST CLASS TO JAPAN ON A WHIM FOR A CHEEKY BITE OF SUSHI?

UHH, I DONT WORK AT TACO BELL, SO YOU BET!

AND WE'LL GET IT ALL C O M P E D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:21:42 No.2415866 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415865
Finally the truth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:22:09 No.2415867 Report

Quoted By: >>2415869 >>2415877

>>2415865

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:22:46 No.2415868 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415733
>>2415742
>>2415833
>>2415861
just put it on already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:23:12 No.2415869 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415867

>when someone pays for sushi near me

fucking losers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:23:14 No.2415870 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415780
I normally hate pubic hair but asian chicks have fucking amazing pubes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:23:48 No.2415871 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415741

what was this guys job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:24:42 No.2415872 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
HE
DOES
IT
FOR
COMPS

BASED COMPED MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:26:00 No.2415873 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415795

most of those are really shitty rolls you pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:26:31 No.2415874 Report

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this thread has some of the weakest memes i have ever seen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:27:50 No.2415875 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415821
Taco Bell niggers btfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:29:27 No.2415876 Report

Quoted By: >>2415892

Random.
Wtf is wrong with jim Carrey?
Mk wore off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:29:41 No.2415877 Report

Quoted By: >>2415879

>>2415867

>when you see a Taco Bell employee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:29:41 No.2415878 Report

Quoted By:

oc donut steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:30:06 No.2415879 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415877

jej

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:30:37 No.2415880 Report

Quoted By: >>2415884

Any odds makers on this guy dying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:31:56 No.2415881 Report

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Taco Bell employee? I’ll have you know I do a job i hate, and I’ve been involved in getting Steve multiple sandwiches, and I have over 300 confirmed comp'd sushis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:33:10 No.2415882 Report

Quoted By:

COMPED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:34:11 No.2415883 Report

Quoted By: >>2415886

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:35:54 No.2415884 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415880
I predict a cocaine induced heart attack within next 6 months

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:35:59 No.2415885 Report

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:38:29 No.2415886 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415883

are you black?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:40:47 No.2415887 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415795
>no record of Dougie Jones prior to 1997
What does it mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:41:52 No.2415888 Report

Quoted By: >>2415890

What the fuck does comped even mean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:43:46 No.2415889 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415865
Yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:44:06 No.2415890 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415888
The Casino wants you to stay and gamble. When you play big or go regularly, they'll offer you free drinks, food, and rooms to stay there and give them your business. Most Casino's have player cards with balances and comps on them like a credit card.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:45:12 No.2415891 Report

Quoted By: >>2415893

>>2415733
they've intrigued me to the point i actually want to look up this guy's bullshit fake news interview

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:45:20 No.2415892 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415876
Dude he's always been like that, he literally made a career out of being a weirdo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:50:05 No.2415893 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415891
it's pretty interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZFN6VFFow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 00:54:56 No.2415894 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415750
lol me too, I always stop reading right after I see that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 01:01:18 No.2415895 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415854
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 01:02:44 No.2415896 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415764
Looks amazing, fàm.
>Paddock roll
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 01:09:13 No.2415897 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415795
>Comp kek'd
Please don't stop this meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 01:09:30 No.2415898 Report

Quoted By:

>Oh shit I'm sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 01:11:20 No.2415899 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
KAMPf'D

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hGq8/uaL Sat 07 Oct 2017 01:27:53 No.2415951 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415795
I'm going to print this 8x10 and frame it in my house.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IoPg3+bY Sat 07 Oct 2017 02:04:11 No.2416352 Report

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>moved to /bant/
>thread dies

I see what this is about.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6kgs6Jdq Sat 07 Oct 2017 02:04:28 No.2416355 Report

Quoted By:

>>2415732
/pol/ mod works at Taco Bell, bitch can't even get comps

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