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>be australian
>wake up to the combined sound of islamic prayer call from the local mosque and your neighbors holden tearing up the street
>randomly assaulted by bogans 14 times while heading to the toilet for your morning piss
>pull up the toilet seat
>white tail spider bites your hand
>scramble to find your car keys while your fingers fall off due to necrosis
>open your front door to find your car sitting on bricks with no wheels
>walk to the bus stop
>sudanese youths have destroyed the bus and beaten the driver into a coma
>eventually arrive at work
>boss fired and replaced you with a woman
>accidentally glance at some A cups while walking home
>arrested and sent to rot in prison for the rest of your natural life
