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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:32:21 No.2417152 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2417162 >>2420964

You awaken in a bathroom, with no memory of how you got there.
In your inventory you have:
20 cents
A ball point pen
Chewing gum

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7PIJQMst Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:33:55 No.2417162 Report

Quoted By: >>2417169 >>2417178 >>2417196

>>2417152
checks if door is locked or not

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kGVnOMcw Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:34:12 No.2417165 Report

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Chew the 20 cents

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:34:50 No.2417169 Report

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>>2417162
this. there might be some schizo trying to make us his trap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:36:07 No.2417178 Report

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>>2417162

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Anonymous ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:38:55 No.2417196 Report

Quoted By: >>2417200 >>2417212 >>2417233

>>2417162
You check to see if the door is locked.
You find that it isn't. But maybe you just forgot to lock it.
In your inventory you have:
20 cents
A ball point pen
Chewing gum

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:82qRCsPv Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:39:45 No.2417200 Report

Quoted By: >>2417222

>>2417196
Draw a dick on the bathroom wall and gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:42:27 No.2417212 Report

Quoted By: >>2417226 >>2417377 >>2417439

>>2417196
Masturbate while thinking of your mother, drink the cum, then shove the ball point pen up your urethra and leave it there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i2ZwWato Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:44:01 No.2417222 Report

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>>2417200

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Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:45:13 No.2417226 Report

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>>2417212

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Anonymous ID:ojyutmPl Sat 07 Oct 2017 03:45:58 No.2417233 Report

Quoted By:

>>2417196
Cut your wrists with the pen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:05:13 No.2417377 Report

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>>2417212
replying just to get the ball rolling

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:13:55 No.2417439 Report

Quoted By: >>2417472

>>2417212
You attempt to think of your mother, but then you realize that you have amnesia, and remember nothing of your life.
Somehow you manage to ejaculate, but not enough to drink, so you just sort of awkwardly lick your hands.
After, you attempt to shove the ball points pen up your urethra, only to find that there simply just isn't room, and that you are bleeding.
You put the ball point pen back in your pocket, and begin to question what thought process would drive you to do such a thing.
Condition: bleeding.
In your inventory you have:
20 cents
A ball point pen
Chewing gum

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kGVnOMcw Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:17:28 No.2417472 Report

Quoted By: >>2417523 >>2417563 >>2417625

>>2417439
Chew the gum to get it moldable then use it to seal the bleeding wound.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:22:34 No.2417523 Report

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>>2417472
This. Shove a thin strip of gum up the penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nr/JyDlZ Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:24:47 No.2417541 Report

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chew ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NP5HPw1y Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:27:52 No.2417563 Report

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>>2417472

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:34:27 No.2417625 Report

Quoted By: >>2417634

>>2417472
You take the gum out of it's silver packet and chew it until it's nice and wet.
There is a slight sting as you apply it to the injury, however it turns out better than you expected and manages to stop the bleeding.
Condition: gum on your penis.
In your inventory you have:
20 cents
A ball point pen
A gum wrapper

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:35:11 No.2417634 Report

Quoted By: >>2417644 >>2417713 >>2417833

>>2417625
Take all your clothes off, try to get an erection, then step outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NP5HPw1y Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:36:25 No.2417644 Report

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>>2417634

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Anonymous ID:i2ZwWato Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:43:38 No.2417713 Report

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>>2417634

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 04:59:06 No.2417833 Report

Quoted By: >>2417860 >>2417967

>>2417634
You fail to get an erection, as you have just masturbated and have yet to wait through the refractory period.
Taking your clothes off and stepping outside the bathroom, you find yourself in a corridor with indecipherable text on the wall in front of you.
There is a security camera to your left, and a dead end to your right. Thankfully though, the camera is pointed the other direction, and has no capability to swivel.
Condition: gum on your penis.
In your inventory you have:
20 cents
A ball point pen
A gum wrapper

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:04:02 No.2417860 Report

Quoted By:

>>2417833
Shove 10 cents up your anus and run as fast as you can through the corridor without letting any fall out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YCUhH0mk Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:18:57 No.2417967 Report

Quoted By: >>2418036 >>2418042 >>2418131

>>2417833
Put some of yor clothes from the bathroom on the Camera/ Break off the camera then. Throw the camera as far as you can throufh the carridor. Use wires from the wall from the place were the camera was connected to electicute your scroutum to get an erection. Then comnnect them to each other to causre short circuit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:29:02 No.2418036 Report

Quoted By:

>>2417967
this but with better engrish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:29:52 No.2418042 Report

Quoted By:

>>2417967
let's do it

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:45:55 No.2418131 Report

Quoted By: >>2418165 >>2418199 >>2418208

>>2417967
Taking your clothing, you throw it onto the camera, and tug on it until the camera breaks.
Throwing it down the hallway achieves very little except creating a lot of noise.
The camera was on a relatively high ceiling, so you are unable to touch your scrotum to or connect the wires.
You're pretty sure that camera isn't coming back on anytime soon anyways, so you try not to worry too much about it.
Condition: gum on your penis.
In your inventory you have:
20 cents
A ball point pen
A gum wrapper

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:51:12 No.2418165 Report

Quoted By: >>2418173 >>2418186 >>2418193 >>2418244 >>2418260

>>2418131
Unsheathe ballpoint and run down hallway

>stop listening to Russian posters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:51:52 No.2418173 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418165
Roll agaaaaakn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:53:54 No.2418186 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418165
Run down the hallway, and if you find you're outside, run stark naked to a nail salon, and flirt with the old korean slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kGVnOMcw Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:54:57 No.2418193 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418165
Yes. Let's put our weaponry to good use

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M5kc1PGC Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:56:19 No.2418199 Report

Quoted By: >>2418220

>>2418131
Put pen into urethra

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMfAguNm Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:58:19 No.2418208 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418131
investigate surroundings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:00:07 No.2418220 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418199
we already tried that and it didn't work, that's why there's gum on the penis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:01:46 No.2418233 Report

Quoted By:

OP make it 2’s and trees

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:03:00 No.2418244 Report

Quoted By: >>2418255 >>2418256

>>2418165
Running down the hallway, you go through a door and enter a larger room.
A man wearing a quarantine suit points and shouts something at you, and starts running in your direction.
He doesn't look friendly, and he isn't alone.
Condition: gum on your penis.
In your inventory you have:
20 cents
A ball point pen
A gum wrapper

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kd08lRkG Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:04:20 No.2418255 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418244
Run towards the man and stab him in the jugular with the ballpoint pen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:04:41 No.2418256 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418244
Stab him with the pen in his eyeball, and steal his kickass suit.

DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3

DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:05:35 No.2418260 Report

Quoted By: >>2418269 >>2418285 >>2418301

>>2418165
Running down the hallway, you go through a door and enter a larger room.
A man wearing a quarantine suit points and shouts something at you, and starts running in your direction.
He doesn't look friendly, and he isn't alone.
Condition: gum on your penis. Unsheathed ball point pen in hand.
In your inventory you have:
20 cents
A cap to your ball point pen
A gum wrapper

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMfAguNm Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:06:29 No.2418269 Report

Quoted By: >>2418282 >>2418300 >>2418345

>>2418260
throw the change at them, then slap them all with your dick while they are distracted and tie them up with the gum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:07:50 No.2418282 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418269
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:08:30 No.2418285 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418260
Run. You will die if you take him on unarmed and alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jclkcrgv Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:11:06 No.2418300 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418269
do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YCUhH0mk Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:11:15 No.2418301 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418260
Run back. Pick up a broken camera while running. Run faster. Pick up some of yor clothes from the place there you broke the camera. Connect camera to clothes. Now you have an impovised ball-on-chain weapon. swing it over your had and aproach your enemy

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:16:48 No.2418345 Report

Quoted By: >>2418356 >>2418369

>>2418269
You take out the 20 cents.
It turns out you just have 2 dimes, and on top of that you miss.
As you run towards them, you are shot mid-stride with a tranquilizer dart.
You awake strapped to a table.
A man walks in the room and asks you to tell him what happened.
You are healthy and no longer are bleeding or have gum on your penis.
You are in a new, all white set of clothes.
In your inventory you have:
Pocket lint.

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:18:59 No.2418356 Report

Quoted By: >>2418381 >>2418384 >>2418426 >>2418433

>>2418345
Start screaming "DADDY! DADDY PLEASE FUCK ME! HIT ME DADDY HIT ME!" then start rambling about how you need to find your wife's son.

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C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!K9tXyOcGoN3 ID:ELWsgdl2 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:21:56 No.2418369 Report

Quoted By: >>2418405

>>2418345
Ask him to tighten straps

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:24:02 No.2418381 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418356
Drool while you do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m70lZQ6l Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:25:07 No.2418384 Report

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>>2418356

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C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!K9tXyOcGoN3 ID:ELWsgdl2 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:28:09 No.2418405 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418369

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:31:47 No.2418426 Report

Quoted By: >>2418429

>>2418356
He takes out a needle and jabs you with it.
You feel immediately relaxed and with little strength.
Again, he calmly asks you to tell him exactly what you saw.
You feel to tired to scream anymore.
Condition: Relaxed/Weak
In your inventory you have:
Pocket lint.

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m70lZQ6l Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:33:16 No.2418429 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418426
Tell him you saw a strange man enter a house, then your vision went black

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:33:30 No.2418433 Report

Quoted By: >>2418436

>>2418356
He takes out a needle and jabs you with it.
You feel immediately relaxed and with little strength.
Again, he calmly asks you to tell him exactly what you saw.
You feel too tired to scream anymore.
Condition: Relaxed/Weak
In your inventory you have:
Pocket lint.

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:34:32 No.2418436 Report

Quoted By: >>2418439 >>2418446 >>2418481

>>2418433
Tell him you saw a fat faggot in a gay hazmat suit trying to rape you. Then spit in his face.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMfAguNm Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:35:11 No.2418439 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418436
this

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C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!K9tXyOcGoN3 ID:ELWsgdl2 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:36:26 No.2418446 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418436

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:41:36 No.2418481 Report

Quoted By: >>2418493 >>2418500 >>2418504 >>2418538

>>2418436
He talks to himself.
You think you hear something about a machine of some sort.
He turns to you and says that you're schizophrenic, and that none of it really happened.
Wiping his face off, he leaves the room.
Left with no options, you sit in this room until, against all odds, you manage to get loose enough to escape your table.
In a cabinet adjacent you find scissors, a document, and a gun.
Condition: Relaxed/Weak
In your inventory you have:
Scissors.
A document.
A gun.
Pocket lint.

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

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C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!K9tXyOcGoN3 ID:ELWsgdl2 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:43:06 No.2418493 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418481
Shoot self in temple

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMfAguNm Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:44:02 No.2418500 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418481
send op a link to a site to post your own stories then kill yourself because, but don't because you have no control over your actions and the story must be told :D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:44:37 No.2418504 Report

Quoted By: >>2418534 >>2418572 >>2418624

>>2418481
Discard your pants. Read the document while fondling your nutsack.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:48:19 No.2418534 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418504
Keep the moans on the down low while you do so

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:48:57 No.2418538 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418481
Read document and clean gun with pocket lint

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jclkcrgv Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:53:18 No.2418572 Report

Quoted By: >>2418595

>>2418504
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:57:43 No.2418595 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418572
op please respond

DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3

DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:02:14 No.2418624 Report

Quoted By: >>2418633 >>2418635 >>2418642 >>2418646

>>2418504
Pants discarded, you begin to read the document.
It's about you.
It's physical description of you is perfect in every detail.
You find that you are referred to as an "it" rather than a patient, and that you are being used as a guinea pig for a machine allowing for multidimensional travel.
Whoever the person in the room was, they definitely weren't your friend.
Condition: Relaxed/Weak
In your inventory you have:
Scissors.
A document.
A gun.
Pocket lint.

First post to get 2 replies decides what you do next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jclkcrgv Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:03:36 No.2418633 Report

Quoted By: >>2418639 >>2418646 >>2418650

>>2418624
>Scissors.
cut off dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:03:51 No.2418635 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418624
Stab self for sick adrenaline rush and crawl through vent to freedom

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:04:15 No.2418639 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418633

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:04:45 No.2418642 Report

Quoted By: >>2418645

>>2418624
Hang yourself with the restraints to travel to another dimension.

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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:LRDlXpO9 Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:05:03 No.2418644 Report

Quoted By: >>2418651 >>2418653

Actually, it's getting late.
If this thread isn't here by tomorrow I'll make a new one where I left off.
Good night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:05:18 No.2418645 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418642
Reroll

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:05:34 No.2418646 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418624
>>2418633
masturbate until you're about to cum then right as you feel the jizz about to shoot out cut your dick off with the scissors so the cum shoots out the bloody hole

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Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:06:13 No.2418650 Report

Quoted By:

The irish fag chased OP away, good job >>2418633

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:06:16 No.2418651 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418644
>good night
>right before he cuts his dick off
NOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aWjddhs8 Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:06:27 No.2418653 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418644
Fuck you op. Just when it was getting good you leave. If you don't leave I'll cut off your dick with the scissors and shoot the wound with the gun you gave us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:07:19 No.2418658 Report

Quoted By: >>2418678

this is now an art thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7AebcrUl Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:10:30 No.2418678 Report

Quoted By: >>2418742

>>2418658
I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Canada. You're alright.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fUMR76ZC Sat 07 Oct 2017 07:20:49 No.2418742 Report

Quoted By:

>>2418678
Made it myself baud

>have the original ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DdPvwiLj Sat 07 Oct 2017 08:27:28 No.2418975 Report

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ITT: OP tries to make a coherent story, and /bant/ fucks with him.

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Anonymous ID:gZ400v/S Sat 07 Oct 2017 11:14:46 No.2420964 Report

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>>2417152

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