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>>2417979
>>2417982
>gf was soup maker
>orders some chicken cubes on amazon
>reviews are mediocre but she dgaf
>cubes come in one day and she decides to make a soup a few days later
>start slurping it down
>tastesgood.png
>five minutes later I start vomiting uncontrollably

...cont?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BVNvPBVi Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:23:04 No.2417996 Report

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>>2417983
A fucking cube of chicken powder ya taint sniffer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WerEI6O7 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:23:59 No.2418003 Report

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>>2417994
>>gf
Stopped reading there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvWnty3W Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:24:05 No.2418004 Report

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>>2417994
continue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QOYjc2Mc Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:24:17 No.2418006 Report

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>>2417994
yeah but dont be gay about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4nwkMGjw Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:24:44 No.2418009 Report

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>>2417994
continue please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:27:15 No.2418023 Report

Quoted By: >>2418028 >>2418038 >>2418102

>>2418004
>>2417994
>vomit gets in her mouth somehow
>she spews
>we both look at eachother in disbelief
>clean up the mess and not much else comes of it
>few weeks later and we're gettin freaky in the sheets
>decide to do a bit of anal
>she aint the one reverse-pooping tho
>tryna find shit to shove in my ass-chasm
>start experimenting with food, grapes, baby carrot sticks
>guess what we decided to try

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvWnty3W Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:28:16 No.2418028 Report

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>>2418023
Are... Are you saying you put a chicken cube in your ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:28:41 No.2418034 Report

Quoted By: >>2418039 >>2418047

>>2418028
I'm not not saying that...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oK2IoyyF Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:29:08 No.2418038 Report

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>>2418023
Did you have this whole shitpost ready before you even made this thread? Why the Hell would you want to tell this story to random guys on the internet? What's your endgame here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvWnty3W Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:29:11 No.2418039 Report

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>>2418034

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:29:46 No.2418041 Report

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>>2418038
my endgame is closure man! I gotta get this off my chest! fuck I ain't telling no therapist this!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvWnty3W Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:30:44 No.2418047 Report

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>>2418034
>>2418041
So what happened next?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oK2IoyyF Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:31:13 No.2418049 Report

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>>2418041
Ok finish the story then. Let us all know about your bizarre anal adventure and how it relates to "Chicken Cubes."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:32:41 No.2418058 Report

Quoted By: >>2418064 >>2418067 >>2418069 >>2418084 >>2418097 >>2418102 >>2418120

>so there i was, with a pooper full of soup cubes
>given the amount of activity going on, my ass is sweaty af
>start fuckin my grill with the cubes in my ass
>eventually we notice puddles forming everywhere
>girl's gettin kinkier
>gotta match her pace
>i lean over to a pool of sweat on our bed
>start sucking it up
>tasteslikechicken.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oK2IoyyF Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:33:51 No.2418064 Report

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>>2418058
How much longer does this story go on?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvWnty3W Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:34:21 No.2418067 Report

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>>2418058
>anal chicken sweat drinking
this can't be real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TwcyUap Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:34:42 No.2418069 Report

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>>2418058
This has to be one of the most weirdest shitpost I have ever read.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:37:29 No.2418084 Report

Quoted By: >>2418094 >>2418098 >>2418102 >>2418120 >>2418145 >>2418437

>>2418058
>shes grossed the fuck out
>calls me a sick fucking loser
>didnt sleep a wink all night
>she lies next to me, i lie awake on sheets stained with ass-broth
>days go by, i sink into a depression
>she refuses to talk to me
>begins packing one day and leaves without a word
> i let her go
>i know what i have done
>due to the dismal state I was in, I stopped going to work. Worked in real estate and lost a lot of opportunities during this time.
>company lets me go
>eventually I run out of money
>have to savour every scrap of non perishable food I had left
>open cupboard
>fucking soup cubes are all that remain
>fucking cubes...

PD ID:zFrp9132 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:37:38 No.2418085 Report

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Put me in le ebic screenshot XD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvWnty3W Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:39:02 No.2418094 Report

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>>2418084
>fucking cubes...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uXTmZxJP Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:39:29 No.2418097 Report

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>>2418058
lost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QOYjc2Mc Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:39:39 No.2418098 Report

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>>2418084
i told you not to be gay about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:40:38 No.2418101 Report

Quoted By: >>2418130

>>2418098
dont be gay about putting boullion in my bum and sucking my soupy sweat up?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BVNvPBVi Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:40:55 No.2418102 Report

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>>2417994
>>2418023
>>2418058
>>2418084
That's cool but thoughts on this image >>2417986

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:42:58 No.2418115 Report

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>>2418102
i dont like digimon plus hilery shoulda one

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Anonymous ID:1V1KEVY3 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:43:35 No.2418120 Report

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>>2418084
>>2418058

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BVNvPBVi Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:43:45 No.2418121 Report

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>>2418115
Delet this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QOYjc2Mc Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:45:41 No.2418130 Report

Quoted By: >>2418133 >>2418134 >>2418144 >>2418148

>>2418101
gay as in it's fake

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Anonymous ID:UvWnty3W Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:46:16 No.2418133 Report

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>>2418130
Spotted the virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:46:22 No.2418134 Report

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>>2418130
it was all too real my friend...
all too real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:47:20 No.2418138 Report

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>>2418120
>>2418097
>>2418094
>>2418067
Yea well i didn't think it was so funny!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:48:14 No.2418144 Report

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>>2418130
I lost my job! My reputation!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oK2IoyyF Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:48:16 No.2418145 Report

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>>2418084
Fake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:48:34 No.2418148 Report

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>>2418130
My health!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEpa4Rx6 Sat 07 Oct 2017 05:51:18 No.2418167 Report

Quoted By: >>2418245

share similar stories, lets open up a lil goys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4U67PCaF Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:03:03 No.2418245 Report

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>>2418167
I didn't suck chicken-flavored ass juice

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Anonymous ID:UvWnty3W Sat 07 Oct 2017 06:03:48 No.2418251 Report

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>>2418245
Spotted the virgin.

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>>2418084

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>>2417963

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