Alright, it seems Kek will not bless us with digits, so as OP I will use my powers of faggotry to break the rules.
>>2418847After gulping down his filling of ice creamy goodness, he decides to go onto his favorite Cambodian basket weaving forum, and starts shitposting on bant to his heart's desire. However, when he finds a thread detailing his life, he is quite perplexed. How could a shitty drawfag using ms paint possibly depict his sad, pathetic life with such accuracy? What sorcery was this?