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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxJFzj3NZ3s

>Be me yesterday
>At Home Depot
>Helping Parents buy concrete sealant to fix our old house we're trying to sell
>"Im Not In Love" (song in link) comes on
>My mom has been mishearing the lyrics for years
>My mom gets close to my dad and whispers
>"Hey (dad), Request Required"
>She thought the Lyric "Big boys dont cry" was "Request required"
>She thought it implied something sexual and empowering
>my dad looks at my mom with the most confusion I've ever seen on anyone's face
>"What the Fuck did you say to me"
>I start to crack up, my mom is confused
>"the song, the lyric 'Request Required'"
>dad Replies "Its big boys don't cry, what the fuck do you mean"
>MyFuckingSides.jpg
>we all start to laugh as my dad pulls up the lyrics
>"The only reason I know its 'Big boys don't cry is because jaws'"
>To everyone else this strange family of 3 is laughing their guts out to "Im not in love"

>earlier today my mom got upset and thought she looked retarded in front of my dad
>looks up the misheard lyrics to prove she wasnt the only one
>turns out she wasnt

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/imnotinlove.shtml

http://www.kissthisguy.com/im-not-in-love-10cc-misheard-song-2.htm

>My dad calls her retarded anyway
>MyFuckingSidesAgain.Png

I know this isnt much of a story or probably funny to anyone else, but I swear on my life I've never laughed so hard than in the concrete Isle of Home Depot at 7Pm