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We haven't had one of these in a while, so i'm going to tell you about Kenneth.
>be me
>11 year old boy scout
>was a tard at the time, too, but I grew out of it and learned to act normal
>was made fun of for my first year at scouts
>justified.tiff
>but everybody made fun of Kenneth more
>evenmorejustified.tiff
>kenneth was a 13 year old midgetboy who sounded like a disabled form of mia khalifa and looked like Justin Bieber
>he was utterly obsessed with sonic the hedgehog and had autism that came with a disorder that made him here sounds at 100x scale
>he complained to much and thought he was cool because he swore every 5 seconds
>enough backstory, now lets get to the juicy stuff
>at a campout somewhere in the olympic wilderness in washing state
>kenneth was on the trip
>bettergetthepopcorn.jpeg
>he tried to be cool the entire time by swearing and violently yelling out random phrases like "MEETBHALL" in an attempt to be funny
>it gets dark
>go to bed, cant go to sleep because kenneth is awake in his tent
>problably beating his meat
>eventually drift off to sleep
>wake up in middle of night, have to piss
>go behind a tree
>hear rustling
>don't think anything of it
>then, kenneth FUCKING JUMPS ON TO ME IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WITH HIS FUCKING PANTS OFF
>has a 3 inch hard on
>scream harder than I ever have before
>scoutmaster comes over to see what is going on, only to see a boy screaming while another boy tries to unzip my pants
>he gets yelled at, scoutmaster does not take kindly to potatoes
>he leaves scouting afterward because "THEY WERE MEEN 2 MEEE!1!!"
fuck you kenneth
>be me
>11 year old boy scout
>was a tard at the time, too, but I grew out of it and learned to act normal
>was made fun of for my first year at scouts
>justified.tiff
>but everybody made fun of Kenneth more
>evenmorejustified.tiff
>kenneth was a 13 year old midgetboy who sounded like a disabled form of mia khalifa and looked like Justin Bieber
>he was utterly obsessed with sonic the hedgehog and had autism that came with a disorder that made him here sounds at 100x scale
>he complained to much and thought he was cool because he swore every 5 seconds
>enough backstory, now lets get to the juicy stuff
>at a campout somewhere in the olympic wilderness in washing state
>kenneth was on the trip
>bettergetthepopcorn.jpeg
>he tried to be cool the entire time by swearing and violently yelling out random phrases like "MEETBHALL" in an attempt to be funny
>it gets dark
>go to bed, cant go to sleep because kenneth is awake in his tent
>problably beating his meat
>eventually drift off to sleep
>wake up in middle of night, have to piss
>go behind a tree
>hear rustling
>don't think anything of it
>then, kenneth FUCKING JUMPS ON TO ME IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WITH HIS FUCKING PANTS OFF
>has a 3 inch hard on
>scream harder than I ever have before
>scoutmaster comes over to see what is going on, only to see a boy screaming while another boy tries to unzip my pants
>he gets yelled at, scoutmaster does not take kindly to potatoes
>he leaves scouting afterward because "THEY WERE MEEN 2 MEEE!1!!"
fuck you kenneth
