ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/ Here's some info about this boss:
name@Smug Lee
dificulty@medium
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Op
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http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/2431163 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Op
Anonymous
>>2431163 Kill yourself sage in all fields
Beaner [?)
Anonymous
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nickname@Lord Of the Dubs
Op
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>>2431200 Nice
>>2431198 From a previous thread retard
>>2429907 I made sure to link in the last one
Anonymous
Radude
nickname@Radude let's fucking do this
Op
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>>2431222 Again? Damn dude
Anonymous
>>2431222 A knight? fuck
bye guys
Anonymous
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nickname@Assburgers
Beaner [?)
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>>2431200 Woohoo! I get to blast your eyes with asscancer and shit, and be justified!
summon@water
Radude
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>>2431227 >ID is "kek" I feel quite blessed today
OP
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>>2431180 Just going to fix this
nickname@OP
Radude
Beaner [Warlock)
Anonymous
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nickname@Kekus
Sir autist, Knight of GETS.
Sir autist, Knight of GETS. ID:9aBz4YhG Sun 08 Oct 2017 02:58:17 No. 2431266 Report >>2431163 well, last threas was fun, but well, this may take some time, I'll just be watching.
OP
Beaner [Warlock)
summon@water So... How are you all this lovely evening?
Radude
Radude
>>2431272 everything seems alright
Priest autist, the Ascended
Priest autist, the Ascended ID:9aBz4YhG Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:00:10 No. 2431285 Report >>2431266 nvm, gonna be bringing back the dead.
Anonymous
summon@water shit internet, sorry
Beaner [Warlock)
>>2431283 Well that's nice
>>2431285 Good, I'm planning to die a couple of times this round
summon@water
Radude
Radude
Beaner [Warlock)
>>2431291 >His palms are dirty, keyboard dusty neckbeard is heavy >there's bad posts with his id already, mom's spaghetti Anonymous
>>2431295 summon@water
i live in the middle of nowhere, but i like it more than living in a big ass city
Radude
>>2431307 I didn't think the board would be so slow
fuck me
OP
>>2431307 >>2431308 >>2431310 Fuck does that mean i'm alone?
Priest autist, the Ascended
Priest autist, the Ascended ID:9aBz4YhG Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:05:23 No. 2431323 Report >>2431307 >>2431308 >>2431310 Rise up fallen men, your time is not yet!
Beaner [Warlock)
>>2431307 >>2431308 >>2431310 wow we succ
>>2431312 neither did i
small world, i suppose
>>2431320 yep
byeeee
OP
Anonymous
OP
Beaner [Warlock)
>>2431332 >>2431323 well, we have 2 healers and a bunch of corpses laying around.
Because that has never gone wrong.
Priest autist, the Ascended
Priest autist, the Ascended ID:9aBz4YhG Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:07:50 No. 2431339 Report OP
Priest autist, the Ascended
Priest autist, the Ascended ID:9aBz4YhG Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:09:22 No. 2431350 Report >>2431339 fuck
>>2431307 >>2431308 >>2431310 this time for real, get over here.
OP
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>>2431338 Well be fine as long as more recruits come
Anonymous
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>>2431350 summon@water
nice
Radude
OP
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>>2431350 Nice one
Welcome back Men
Radude
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>>2431359 >missed again come on
OP
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Going for a crit here
Radude
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bada bing bada boom
Healer Wyllmixc the Faggot
Healer Wyllmixc the Faggot ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:12:56 No. 2431382 Report >>2431326 >>2431310 >>2431312 Heal to full health
And heal the ghey
Radude
>>2431382 don't worry i'm already alive
Beaner [Warlock)
Anonymous
summon@water so how's the weather where you're all at? pretty bad over here, im getting completely raped by a hurricane
Radude
Anonymous
Beaner [Warlock)
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>>2431393 getting gently fondled in my asshole by dry pseudo-dessert heat.
>note: gently != good OP
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>>2431410 You came at the wrong time
Radude
>>2431393 it's pretty nice here, a bit of rain which is comfy
>>2431410 wake up
Beaner [Warlock)
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summon@water bodado fabin :DDDDD
Healer Wyllmixc the Faggot
Healer Wyllmixc the Faggot ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:18:02 No. 2431438 Report >>2431388 Well damn
>>2431396 Thanks m8
Now, attac
OP
Radude
Beaner [Warlock)
>>2431444 nice one
summon@water
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:20:20 No. 2431450 Report Quoted By:
Priest autist, the Ascended
Priest autist, the Ascended ID:9aBz4YhG Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:20:29 No. 2431452 Report OP
Anonymous
>>2431426 summon@water
it rains nonstop where i live throughout most of the year, but it is indeed very comfy to just lie down and listen to the rain at night
Radude
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>>2431453 >>2431448 >>2431452 thanks, too bad trips don't affect me much here
>>2431465 Agreed
Beaner [Warlock)
summon@water Please let our guardian save us from this monster
OP
Just realized we need a bard
Beaner [Warlock)
>>2431470 Well that didn't work. Let's try this one.
summon@water
>>2431474 no we don't
Anonymous
Radude
Beaner [Warlock)
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getting... sleepy
OP
>>2431479 We kind of do for that extra power
Anonymous
Beaner [Warlock)
>>2431491 No, we just need chicken noodle soup to feel better.
>if i die, don't bother reviving me, i'm going to sleep >if i don't, summon@water Radude
>>2431503 >first bard we get >dies not letting this happen
>>2431509 goodbye
OP
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>>2431509 Okay? Good night then
>>2431503 Finally get a bard and he dies one the first turn
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:28:48 No. 2431525 Report Quoted By:
attac, again
Anonymous
OP
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Alright Bard now play us a song
Anonymous
OP
Radude
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:31:59 No. 2431550 Report Quoted By:
>>2431503 Heal now. be deprsed
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>2431538 >water golem with 11 damage summon@water
OP
Radude
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>>2431559 death death death
Anonymous
>>2431563 wew, big ass damage
summon@water
OP
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:39:15 No. 2431603 Report >>2431563 Revive and/or heal
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:40:48 No. 2431614 Report Quoted By:
>>2431603 well I'm a true faggot
Radude
Anonymous
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*waits for 12*
>>2431603 mate
OP
>>2431603 >only healer dies Shit
Radude
>>2431624 >only healer rude
Anonymous
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nobody is dead. yay. summon@water
OP
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:43:55 No. 2431642 Report >>2431616 >>2431628 Thanks, will try to be less of a faggot (though I was trying to get 00)
Radude
OP
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>>2431642 Better hope someone gets a 69
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
Anonymous
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*BUFFS AGAIN* AHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
Radude
OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>2431665 nice
summon@water
OP
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>>2431678 Thanks
Watch this
Anonymous
Anonymous
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massive gains incoming
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:48:37 No. 2431688 Report Quoted By:
Massacre
Radude
OP
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a bit risk but
Anonymous
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instakill coming through :^)
Anonymous
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*solos this cunt*
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:54:42 No. 2431729 Report Quoted By:
kill now
Radude
Anonymous
need you guys to shitpost if im gonna roll a good buff
OP
Anonymous
>>2431735 sorry, i was putting some music on
summon@water
Anonymous
OP
Anonymous
OP
Radude
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>>2431750 keep up with the buffs
Anonymous
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I use my secret powers to defeat him in one strike
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:58:30 No. 2431760 Report Smith thee, o fiend
Anonymous
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running low on images (with numbers in them) summon@water
Anonymous
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tfw nervous without cleric
OP
Anonymous
just kidding i just found my other image folder summon@water
Anonymous
OP
Anonymous
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:01:01 No. 2431786 Report Quoted By:
>>2431760 *Smite
The autism is strong here, young bastards
Anonymous
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nothin personal smuggy
>>2431784 thx
Anonymous
Radude
I don't want to get to the bump limit fast so I'll just back out and heal when necessary
OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>image so big it almost made me roll under >kill internet and cancel post heh, nice try boss man
OP
Anonymous
>>2431829 fuck
summon@water
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
Anonymous
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
OP
Anonymous
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:09:24 No. 2431869 Report DESTROY THE GHEY
OP
Anonymous
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:10:35 No. 2431881 Report OP
Anonymous
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RAHHHHHAJAHHAHAHDMVKCKWNNWNSJFKVIGKMENWNXJCJFJENWNWNBE ENEBRBDBJCJVMEN3 RHDJCIKF ENEBWUCU INR EHEHCU JENENJCCIRNENDNNCJFIEJENFJVIEKKENEJFJCKEKENNDJ KFKSJSJCIIFIEJRJRJ
Anonymous
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>>2431881 stop wasting big rolls plz
OP
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Roll under 22 and your dead Let's do this
Anonymous
>>2431876 summon@water
i hope gifs work
Anonymous
>>2431881 oh shit i didnt notice someone got a 69 my bad
OP
Slow and steady wins the race He's at red health too
OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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good fighting with you guys i hope we can still be friends after the bloodshed over the loot is over
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:18:05 No. 2431969 Report >>2431925 its ok m8
Now attac
Anonymous
OP
Anonymous
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dibs on legendary drops btw
Anonymous
OP
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:19:14 No. 2431995 Report Quoted By:
>>2431969 Or heal again, works fine by me
Anonymous
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not gonna buff
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>2432000 nice, you killed the smug
Radude
>>2432000 we fugging did it
OP
Great game guy's
>>2432000 Is the winner
Last thread for me tonight maybe tomorrow or someone else could host
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer)
Wyllcox the Faggot (Healer) ID:4ZYyzTKu Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:25:53 No. 2432073 Report Anonymous
>>2432043 im going to bed. 11 pm here. we can do some more tomorrow though, i have a good chunk of spare time to waste away
Radude
>>2432043 yeah let's do another one tomorrow
Anonymous
OP