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in-n-out burger is awful. the patty is bland, the fries have the texture of paperboard and the bread is like plastic. can you faggot ass californians stop trying to force your trends over here? over the past 20 years you've done nothing but make austin even more of a hippie filled cesspool than it already was. i can even tolerate the mexicans more than you fucks these days. fuck off with your shit shoegaze bands coming here every year. fuck off with your trendy food trailers, maybe if you pretentious cunts didn't drive the property taxes up so fucking much, restaurants could actually afford a proper building. fuck off with your limp wristed politics, almost driving one of the last sane places in the nation blue. fuck your entry level architecture students coming here to design condo high rises shaped like horse dildos. fuck you. i'm sick of you. if i want a REAL fucking burger i'll go to what-a-burger, because it actually tastes like meat and not some unholy abomination crafted in a lab. FUCK you.
