Because the first game failed, here's a restart. It'll be different, though.
You're a YOUNG ADULT without a NAME. You enjoy SPORTS, and occasionally indulge in some INTERNET FUNNY. You currently are on your 1ST LAYER OF IRONY, whatever the hell that means. But right now you're in some random room, with a laptop and a window. You don't know how you got here, very conveniently.
> Enter name.