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>>2435316
He says that his town rapist went berserk and pursued him throughout three different countries. He saw your house and hid in your cupboard in order to draft a better plan.

He says there is no much time, he needs your h-

Oh no, he is here! >>2435308

Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nRcJqeHg Sun 08 Oct 2017 13:47:17 No.2435345 Report

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>>2435330
He says those are family heirlooms and they are his only properties left. But there is no time for bargaining,
>>2435308 is here!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wa0hmmJU Sun 08 Oct 2017 13:48:35 No.2435356 Report

Quoted By: >>2435387

>>2435333
I reach into my pockets and find an Inland Taipan. Luckily after having been bitten by one almost everytime I step outside I am immune.

I grab the cunt by the tail and swing him right at the rapist cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2jsSPc16 Sun 08 Oct 2017 13:50:37 No.2435367 Report

Quoted By: >>2435387 >>2435459

>>2435333
kek. you're fucking awesome, dude.
but, it won't stop me from raping him along with the kangaroo who probably will enjoy it.
then i'll be the one with a great story to tell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nRcJqeHg Sun 08 Oct 2017 13:53:35 No.2435387 Report

Quoted By: >>2435404 >>2435412

>>2435367
>>2435356

It looks like the Taipan didn't have much effect on him, it even made him more enraged!

He is now approaching you both, screaming that he going to rape you.

Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qQCerYG0 Sun 08 Oct 2017 13:55:27 No.2435400 Report

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>>2435262
>open it
>stare
>opa blyat want some vodka?
>give a shot of vodka as a peace offering
>get smashed with him
So just have a good time

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0855uef6 Sun 08 Oct 2017 13:55:53 No.2435404 Report

Quoted By: >>2435469

>>2435387
Offer him some vodka and drink alongside him
Also Squat while we drink and sing the Soviet National Anthem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wa0hmmJU Sun 08 Oct 2017 13:57:20 No.2435412 Report

Quoted By: >>2435436 >>2435459 >>2435494

>>2435387
I pull out my knife and slice my hand. The Emu being the apex predator of my lands can smell the blood and pinpoint my location nearly instantly.

As the rapist closes the ground a mighty Emu burst into the room. He doesn't take kindly to the competition. Only he may rape the Aussie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2jsSPc16 Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:01:35 No.2435436 Report

Quoted By: >>2435494

>>2435412
looks like it's going to be a gangbang. ok then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nRcJqeHg Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:05:07 No.2435459 Report

Quoted By: >>2435469 >>2435494 >>2435500

>>2435412
>>2435367

The emu kicks the town rapist away and closes towards you both.

It looks like you have tainted him with Aussie blood in his Kevlar suit, so he claims both of you as its prey now, and the town rapist as revenge for touching his rightful prey, too.

You three are now being pursued by an enraged, rapist Emu.

Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F32b34eR Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:05:46 No.2435462 Report

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>>2435262
Atusticly screech Jebiga and start kicking the fagg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0855uef6 Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:06:40 No.2435469 Report

Quoted By: >>2435494

>>2435459
>>2435404
>TFW Ignored by Slavdude
Feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T47kiz2/ Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:07:42 No.2435472 Report

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GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
CYKA BLYAT
RUSH B
P90

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nRcJqeHg Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:11:32 No.2435494 Report

Quoted By: >>2435512

>>2435469
Sorry, had to filter guys shitposting/answering the first post still.

>>2435459
You pass by and find and enraged emu inside a room, about to rape three people.

You offer everyone some vodka, and squat in the middle of the room while singing the Soviet national anthem.

Everyone looks at you with a serious look and foam starts to drop from the emu's mouth.

>>2435469
>>2435436
>>2435412

Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2jsSPc16 Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:12:33 No.2435500 Report

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>>2435459
>You three are now being pursued by an enraged, rapist Emu.
sacrifice the kangaroo and squat alongside the soldier in the cupboard because i now know why he was hiding in there in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0855uef6 Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:14:37 No.2435512 Report

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>>2435494
Fear no Evil,use my .38 that i acquired from the drug business to shoot the Emu down because he didn't pay protection money to the drug business
After he's dead use monkey spirit to make Sopa de Emu,Uma Delicia

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