ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Claptrap
dificulty@hard
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>2435776 Alright you are a warlock and I am a bard
Anonymous
Anonymous
(other rules)
http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/2435772 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>2435805 i summon a minion
Anonymous
Beaner [?)
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nickname@beaner
Anonymous
>>2435909 use it like
>summon@[element] since this boss is fire, you would want to use summon@water
Anonymous
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I hit the boss right in the pussi
Anonymous
Anonymous
Beaner [knight)
Anonymous
Knight
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I attack the bosses health points directly and draw one card
Beaner [knight)
>>2435907 >>2435909 Huh, thought
>>2435928 healed at least one of you up
Anonymous
Anonymous
Knight
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I attack the boss again
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436101 fuck
who's moving the imptrash here? we can't post count when the fagmods of /pol/ do this shit.
Knight
i avenge healer and attack the boss
Knight
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I attack the gay boss again
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436118 you have to reply to the post where the healer died in order to avenge him.
Also rolling a 69 would be really helpful.
Anonymous
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>>2436118 Target the fallen by replying to their post
Also try and get a 69
It will rev everyone
Knight
Knight
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i will try for 69
Knight
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Attackign attackign
Knight
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I attack your health points directly
Knight
Somebody ocne told me the world was gonna roll me i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Anonymous
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>>2436144 she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
Knight
If a nigger and a jew were stuck in a room will the nigger rape the jew or the jew scam the nigger?
Anonymous
Knight
If americans need to pay really high health care costs dose everyone else need to pay incredbly high guns and ammo ?
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436149 if the nigger's a prostitute, the rape would count as the nigger using the jew to scam itself.
Knight
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/Pol/ is secretly just femenisim but gay and nazi ?
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436154 they need really fast bullets flying at incredibly hihg speed
Knight
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Needing thats 69
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>2436169 Wew you're welcome.
Knight
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FUCKING THANK YOU AMERI FAGG
Anonymous
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>>2436169 ANON YES
also he's a robot
Anonymous
>>2436169 We'll you reved us all
Get inspired by your bard
Knight
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I'm attacking the monsters health points directly
Anonymous
im just gonna sit back and wait until people die, and then ill revive, so we dont hit the bump limit so quick
Anonymous
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>>2436178 Don't post under 11
When he's enraged don't post under 22
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436169 >top 10 anime plot twists if a mod moves something from /pol/ and i end up dead because of it, i'm leaving.
Knight
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Kill that gay boss
Anonymous
>difficulty@hard Why? That's practically impossible for how slow we are as a board. Also, I don't have time to play, so take that revival and stop dying.
Anonymous
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Boost our damage
Beaner [knight)
Knight
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Attack the fucker
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>2436193 first time hosting i was mainly just experimenting
>>2436200 yes
Beaner [knight)
>>2436200 >200 damage to hell if someone says no
Radude
Knight
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I attack the fucker
Anonymous
>>2436200 Yes
You are a bard
Post images to boost our damage
Beaner [knight)
Beaner [knight)
Knight
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Attack attack attack
Beaner [knight)
Anonymous
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>>2436219 We'll met paladin
Knight
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Can i boost myself damage ?
Anonymous
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>>2436227 no, he's a warlock
he posts images and then uses summon@[element] to do damage
Radude
Beaner [knight)
Knight
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Attack the gay nigger
Radude
Beaner [knight)
Knight
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Tfw u wait pasently to not die
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>2436200 >>2436213 >>2436215 >>2436227 Whew, thanks m8s
Make bard music then!
Radude
Beaner [knight)
and i say HEEEYYEEYEYEAYA HAAAYYEEAYEA
Knight
Radude
Knight
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Attack >:)))))
Anonymous
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Stay your hands guys
Anonymous
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436272 Uh, there was some confusion around your id's first letter.
You're actually a warlock, so whenever you post pics you should put "summon@water"
Knight
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If u dont' want to die then just have 2 tabs of 4chan/bant/
Bard
Knight
Beaner [knight)
>>2436299 I say hey...
WHAT'S GOING O-ON
Knight
>>2436317 I was really spoped for bard anon
Anonymous
Knight
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>2436323 Yes
You are a warlock
Knight
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Attack the nigra
Anonymous
Bard
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>>2436317 HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
>>2436322 No worries, I am a veteran timer
Radude
85 replies and he's at 4/5 health
We shouldn't waste rolls
>>2436299 just send any image and type "summon@water"
>>2436323 sure thing, you're a warlock, so type "summon@water" and send images for big damage
Beaner [knight)
Here's the story of rhodesia a land both fair and great on eleventh of september an independent state this was much against the wishes of certain governments whose leaders tried to break us down to make us all repent
Anonymous
Knight
Bardy Warlock
>>2436344 Why am I a Warlock, when here I am a Bard?
summon@water
Knight
Anonymous
Anonymous
Radude
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>>2436366 well this says you're a warlock so keep doing what you just did
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436352 but we're... all rhodesians
and we'll fight through thick and thin
we'll keep our... land a free land
stop the enemy coming in
we'll keep them north of the zambezi
'til that river's running dry
and this mighty land will prosper
for rhodesians never die
Radude
>>2436371 The boss is weak to fire so keep using water
Knight
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Attack the nigra boss
Radude
>>2436381 FUCK I meant his element is fire
Knight
How much hp dose he have ?
Slav Warlock
Anonymous
>>2436366 I thought that was an I and not an l
My mistake
Anonymous
Knight
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Can someone tell me
Slav Warlock
>>2436381 >>2436386 thanks for letting me know
Beaner [knight)
Slav Warlock
Radude
>>2436400 You're welcome
>>2436401 Avenge
Knight
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Attack the fucker
>>2436401 Avenge
Bardy Warlock
>>2436396 No problem m8
But in
http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/2435772 it says I'm a Warlock for some reason
summon@water
Anonymous
>>2436401 Can we get a healer for this man
Slav Warlock
Anonymous
Beaner [knight)
>>2436414 Thanks madude
>>2436428 read radude's id
or the dragonchan page at least
Anonymous
Radude
Anonymous
>>2436427 Then you are a warlocks
Your id starts with a L (lowercase is l)
Knight
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Attack the nigger fagg boss he croatian i bet you
Beaner [knight)
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"Rhodesians never die" my ass. I fucking died twice for fuck's sake.
Slav Warlock
Anonymous
wait it revives you if youre avenged?
Knight
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Attack Attack gonna attack
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436455 only if the avenger is a paladin like
>>2436414 Radude
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>>2436455 No, but I am a Paladin, my special ability is being able to avenge and revive at the same time
Slav Warlock
Bardless Warlock
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>>2436445 That's fine by me m8 smmon@water
Knight
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Attack attack kill da nigra
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436474 yo, i know you like pence's tactics and all that, but water would be more helpful than electric
Anonymous
Knight
Slav Warlock
Knight
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Attack the nigra
Anonymous
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436495 kill dah LOUD nigra
Slav Warlock
Knight
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Kill the aids infected nigra
Knight
How many psots till deletion ?
Slav Warlock
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summon@electric
Beaner [knight)
Guess you're ready 'cause i'm waiting for you It's going to be so EXCIIITIIING Got this feeling really deep in my soul Let's get out i wanna go Come along, get it on?
Beaner [knight)
Knight
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Tfw u start killing the nigger boss
Radude
>>2436538 Bump limit in /bant/ is 300 I think, don't worry though we can do this
Bardless Warlock
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summon@water Kill faget
Beaner [knight)
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Gonna take my caar gonna see me gonna drive along 'til i get you 'cause i'm ready, hot and crazy but you'll like-it i'm gonna race for youu SHALL I GO NOW?
Knight
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Were doing good he is almost below 10,000 Srpska STRONK croatia weak
Anonymous
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>>2436547 we can always make a new one regardless if we win or lose
Slav Warlock
Beaner [knight)
Anonymous
Knight
Slav Warlock
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436572 but it's not gay unless the balls touch, right?
Knight
Did u know satan likes to fuck other goat demons
Bardless Warlock
Quoted By:
kill kill kill summon@water
Beaner [knight)
Radude
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>>2436586 well i don't blame him
Knight
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The fucker in yellow hp
Slav Warlock
Knight
Serbs are supreemer gentlmen
Radude
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436600 >600 damage impressive
>>2436608 VENGEANCE SHALL BE TAKEN BY THOSE OF DAMEGED HEARTS
Knight
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Tfw you didn't relize that you are not in 11<
Bardless Warlock
Anonymous
Slav Warlock
Knight
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Lel what noice
Anonymous
Beaner [knight)
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*smacks throat*
Knight
Radude
>>2436626 I was waiting for a higher number to do more damage and revive him at the same time
oh well it's okay
Beaner [knight)
>>2436642 yeah i am quite inspired, thanks for asking
Anonymous
Bardless Warlock
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>>2436623 What faggotry is this? I put in a picture
summon@water
Knight
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Bards are under powerd they need to do 10000000000000000000 damage and bosst 100000000000000000000000000000000 damage
Anonymous
Slav Warlock
Beaner [knight)
Anonymous
>>2436654 oh ok. ill leave the reviving and avenging stuff to you, but if you die, ill revive you
Knight
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More damage pl0x
Radude
Anonymous
Knight
>>2436666 6666 is this uber satan ?
Beaner [knight)
Knight
Slav Warlock
Bardless Warlock
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summon@water kill robofag
Anonymous
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436694 Don't tell me what to do
Radude
Knight
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aTTACK, MY GUYS,
Anonymous
>>2436713 name@BeAmericanGetShot
Slav Warlock
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summon@electric
Knight
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Attack attack attack
Bardless Warlock
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>>2436713 Whew lad
summon@water
Anonymous
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I'm running out of bard images
Radude
>>2436731 It's "nickname@(10 characters or less)"
Knight
When this nigga getting enraged
Beaner [knight)
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............ ......:::... ...:::...... ::::::......
Slav Warlock
Radude
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>>2436741 I accidentally change my own nickname whoops
nickname@Radude
Knight
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Bard isntall some images off google images
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436743 When we hit 340 replies by the look of it
Bardless Warlock
Knight
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This will be a shitstorm
Beaner [knight)
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Seriously OP, why'd you make it difficulty hard?
Anonymous
Slav Warlock
Anonymous
Knight
we have about 100 replies left we can win
Anonymous
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Blow it out your ass
Knight
Radude
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>>2436781 hell yeah
>>2436774 You're a Knight, try to roll 0 or 5 for critical hits
Slav Warlock
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summon@electric
Beaner [knight)
>>2436776 >image so strong i automatically blew it out my ass There's shit and blood everywhere, what do?
Bardless Warlock
Bardless Warlock
Knight
Beaner [knight)
Anonymous
>>2436797 I just don't know
Show it to yuropoors
Slav Warlock
Anonymous
Knight
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Kill dah nigra hoe
>>2436807 Beaner [knight)
Radude
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>>2436801 avenging
also rise
Slav Warlock
Beaner [knight)
Quoted By:
>>2436819 Last time i did that they said it was something the narcos dragged in and tried to call the police.
Knight
If a nigra would to come to your hosue what will you do ?
Anonymous
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Blow>It Out>Your Ass
Knight
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Some body once told me this fag was beatable
Anonymous
Bardless Warlock
Slav Warlock
Beaner [knight)
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>>2436845 Dunno, I've never been far even as decided what do in more like scenario. It's not just common sense.
Knight
So can someone start the next thread of this ?
Slav Warlock
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summon@electric
Knight
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Cirno is bae and hitler is trash waifu
Knight
Beaner [knight)
>>2436872 whoever makes the next thread should give the boss the same everything, but the health should be set to whatever health claptrap has left after this thread
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>2436902 Dead on first roll.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Knight
Fuckign faggs he engraged he can now kill if u are under 22
Beaner [knight)
#####[Claptrap HAS ENRAGED]#####
>>2436902 >>2436911 >>2436916 Slav Warlock
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He's pissed now! summon@water
Beaner [knight)
Radude
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>>2436911 >>2436902 >>2436916 avenging and reviving all of you
Knight
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U can't post if ur id is under 22 now
Slav Warlock
Anonymous
>>2436928 >>2436931 >>2437092 sorry, wasnt paying attention
Knight
Slav Warlock
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fuck, someone revive me please
Anonymous
Radude
>>2437102 >>2437106 wake up get up get out there
Knight
Radude
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c'mon guys we're almost there
>>2437164 rude
Knight
Quoted By:
Frickign normies
Beaner [knight)
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>>2437106 >be american >die twice in 5 mins >>2437164 T-that hurt ;-;
Slav Warlock
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>>2437160 Thanks dude.
summon@ice
Knight
Anonymous
what did I miss m8s? summon@water
Knight
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Lets kill the nigra
Slav Warlock
Slav Warlock
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FUCKING CAPTCHAS I'M DEAD NOW
___ autist. ___ ___
>>2435772 shit I'm late to the thread, very late.
Anonymous
Beaner [knight)
Knight
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Beaner [knight)
Radude
Beaner [knight)
>>2437204 >>2437219 Why can't i avenge?
Knight
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If 2 jews attempt to battle for a female jews attention is it a scam ?
Preist autist, the dead and alive.
Preist autist, the dead and alive. ID:81RTD9a2 Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:53:31 No. 2437242 Report >>2437223 then rez me! you're a healer!.
Radude
>>2437219 >>2437204 rerolling
>>2437236 post must end in 0, 2, 4, 6 or 8
Beaner [knight)
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>>2437204 >>2437219 finally
now, once again
Anonymous
Anonymous
Radude
>>2437219 >>2437204 3rd time's the charm
Knight
Anonymous
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>>2435772 Objection! Claptrap is neither huge, motherfucking, or boss!
Slav Warlock
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finally. summon@ice
Preist autist, the dead and alive.
Preist autist, the dead and alive. ID:81RTD9a2 Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:54:35 No. 2437261 Report Anonymous
Beaner [knight)
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>>2437243 i know that.
i'm asking why my rolls aren't 0, 2, 4, 6, or 8
Anonymous
>>2437242 well theres also a paladin, which can avenge and revive. im here to revive the paladin
Knight
Radude
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>>2437261 you're welcome, now let's finish this
Anonymous
Preist autist, the dead and alive.
Preist autist, the dead and alive. ID:81RTD9a2 Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:55:17 No. 2437272 Report WarlockSimon
Knight
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173 hp kill it
Beaner [knight)
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for the 100 hp price!
>>2437272 fuck
Preist autist, the dead and alive.
Preist autist, the dead and alive. ID:81RTD9a2 Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:56:05 No. 2437281 Report Quoted By:
>>2437272 holy shit, late but I killed it.
Knight
Beaner [knight)
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>>2437272 i mean good job, hero!
Anonymous
>>2437272 kek nice. whos making the next thread?
Slav Warlock
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We did it lads, we killed it
WarlockSimon
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>>2437272 The late hero nice
Radude
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>>2437272 we did it nice
good job hero
good job guys
Knight
Anonymous
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congrats frens
Anonymous
>>2437290 I'll do it hold on
Preist autist, the dead and alive.
Preist autist, the dead and alive. ID:81RTD9a2 Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:57:19 No. 2437304 Report Quoted By:
>>2437290 not sure, whoever it is, it's gon be fun.
Slav Warlock
Slav Warlock
Anonymous
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>>2437300 ok. link the thread to this thread please
Slav Warlock
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>>2437300 give link when you make it
Anonymous