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"I knew one thing...there was no turning back."
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Chapter 1: The CD Edit
When I turned 16, I got a CD.
I remember it precisely, every event, every little detail, every death, every step closer to insanity. Because the horrors that came, will never come out of my head, and they will be stuck with me until the day I die.
On the bright side, what happened was incredibly stupid and laughable, so the horrors are pretty much non-existent.
It started on a forum, when my online friends (who may be pedophiles) and I were talking about a new video game.
cludie2: apparently this new vid game is coming out soon :3
UzaTxley: Oh yeah, The Fall. Looks good.
timochra1941: I wanna buy it. Thatss settles it imm getting the zSphere Gen just for this game
SuperSonySmasher: you guys sk the PlayThing 4 is gonna kick MiniSoft's ass
And from that, a giant flame war ensued. Meanwhile, I went to the game store to find it, perhaps for the PC.
"Sorry, The Fall ain't on the PC. Unless you want to wait for the zSphere Gen to come out, I'm sorry," said the clerk. "Oh, come on!" I exclaimed. "You mean Digital Arts didn't port it to the PC?" "It's zSphere Gen exclusive," he replied. "Hold on a second," I said. "For fuck's sake, stop referencing bullshit like Titanfall and EA! The console wars of the '10s are fucking over!" I then turned to the clerk and gouged out my eyes while punching my testicles"Stop that!" I said to the author. THEN I turned to the clerk and eyed him while I walked out of the store.
Then, magically, as I looked down, I saw a disc. Not any disc, but — *gasp* THE FALL FOR THE PC! Little did I know, that was when the horrors began.
Chapter 2: Turn Back Now Edit
There were a few questions I had to ask: why did it suddenly appear there?
