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Anonymous ID:rbrNwWuc Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:13:36 No.2451835 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2451843 >>2451845 >>2451850 >>2452343

>finally get a girlfriend
>she's just a glorified body pillow and literally does nothing
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0+UIVqsN Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:14:16 No.2451843 Report

Quoted By: >>2451895

>>2451835
did you expect anything else?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2FXRTwiI Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:14:23 No.2451845 Report

Quoted By: >>2451895

>>2451835
Insert the penis into the glorified body pillow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5cGSZqzQ Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:14:29 No.2451846 Report

Quoted By: >>2451866

That's why I never got one. What are they going to do exactly besides invade your personal space? Sex? I can masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+RLlXeaB Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:14:40 No.2451850 Report

Quoted By:

>>2451835
you kill yourself
or just wait until you get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PrZMJCTg Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:16:44 No.2451866 Report

Quoted By: >>2451899 >>2451946

>>2451846
You’re supposed to make babbies with them or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rbrNwWuc Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:19:11 No.2451895 Report

Quoted By: >>2451923 >>2451934 >>2452592

>>2451843
I was kind of expection hugs and kisses if not at least a conversation.
>>2451845
She wont let me do that.
Maybe her data is corrupted. Is there a reset button?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hiDu+1D8 Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:19:30 No.2451899 Report

Quoted By: >>2452152

>>2451866
Only after you sign the official ownership papers are you supposed to do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2FXRTwiI Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:21:21 No.2451923 Report

Quoted By: >>2451950

>>2451895
Ask her i got in a relationship i must feed you everyday and we must do this shit everyday why can't i fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PrZMJCTg Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:22:39 No.2451934 Report

Quoted By: >>2451950 >>2451969

>>2451895
>Is there a reset button?
Firmly strike its forehead to make it temporarily go limp.
But you must be careful, if done too forcefully it’ll never recover and will slowly become dirt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bJ0NAEFV Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:23:58 No.2451946 Report

Quoted By:

>>2451866
benis in bagina

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rbrNwWuc Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:24:03 No.2451950 Report

Quoted By:

>>2451923
>>2451934
I'll give these a try.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bJ0NAEFV Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:25:54 No.2451969 Report

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>>2451934

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T9Y5woRn Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:44:39 No.2452152 Report

Quoted By: >>2452236

>>2451899
>there are men who willingly sign a government contract to allow a woman to own them
still amazes me to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hiDu+1D8 Mon 09 Oct 2017 18:52:20 No.2452236 Report

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>>2452152
I just want to be like the very happy and successful bragfags who who up on this board every now and then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BIHX/Rm Mon 09 Oct 2017 19:11:17 No.2452343 Report

Quoted By:

>>2451835
Marry her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DBLS0/ZO Mon 09 Oct 2017 19:42:12 No.2452592 Report

Quoted By:

>>2451895
>if not at least a conversation
expecting a decent personality from a woman

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