Hello my good man, I am the pube baby. While I may have small pubes due to my young age, I am fully erect at all times. I am looking for a suit, but not just any suit. I am looking for a suit that is made out of semen and breastmilk. And I want that to ferment for at least 45 months so it vaguely resembles a fine Corinthian leather. I want the shirt to be made out of the shit of 10 trillion newborn shits. Of which, I will shove at least 15 up my petite asshole. And then I want the tie to be made out of the tail of a retarded monkey, whom I have jizzed on as he is my sexual slave that I have tucked away in my basement.
