>>2453778Birds for the former, your mates for the latter.
Let me tell you something about sodomy anon, one of these days you're going to blow out your shitter, the doc will cut you open and spool out your sausage casing with a fishing rod and sow you up with butcher's twine like a pork roast. You think that's where it ends? Ha you wish! Because your intestines got sent to the dog food factory you have to get colostomy bag, and that's the end of your social life because you're literally full of shit and nobody wants to hang out with a guy that carries a bag of his own shit around with him. "Hey anon" they'll say, "nice fanny pack, can you give me some gum or mints or whatever you've got in there?" But you won't be able to give them gum or mints, you'll have to open it and hand them a big slimy pile of shit, is that what you want? But that's not the worst of it! Because you're the shit guy people will start expecting you to take care of all of their other stinky shit, like they'll drop off baby skunks and garbage at your house and you'll have to take it, because what else are you going to do shit guy? Not take people's shit? Why would anyone hang out with your smelly shit carrying ass if you weren't going to take their shit for them?
Of course you could always fuck the poop hole while you search for houses near the sewage plant you sick bastard
