I have scientifically proven that Cheeseburgers are the most healthy food known to man.

#1 They contain bread, one of the most heart-healthy foods ever, effectively unclogging your arteries as well. (As proven by science).
#2 They contain meat, the human's natural diet, giving us the strength we need to carry on.
#3 They contain vegetables and fruits, lettuce is a vegetable which is good for you, and tomato is a fruit, which is the most manly fruit to keep you healthy.
#4 They contain pickles and cheese, everyone needs dairy, and pickles give you vitamin C.
#5 Fries are essentially potatoes covered in vegetable oil and salt, so effectively vegetables covered in vegetable juice which is healthy, and salt, which your body needs.

Truly Americans have the superior diet, to all other countries.