>>2470124Blind man's holiday. he goes on plane he realises the seat is 5 times bigger than him he says to air steward woman "this seat is large" she laughed and said in a southern (USA) way "all the things are bigger in the lone star state." "oh, I see" said the blind man. in airport he buys a hotdog the size of his head. "yummy it's huge." everything is bigger in texas says the vendor. "indeed!" the blind man later goes to a saloon and buys a beer "woah, big!" yup yeehaw here everythings bigger! "hmm" the blindman needed the toilet and was told to use the outhouse beside saloon. unfortunately the blind man walked past it and when he entered somewhere intending or it to be a toilet he unintentionally fell into the swimming pool! confused and scared he shouted. "wait don't flush!" Definately worth the read!
