>>2472706because I was tired of porn. I'd seen so much of it, so overexposed by the trogolodites at /b/. But then, in a pure blue light, I saw the purity of /bant/. Flags from across the world, from across the colonies to the micronations that're only a few miles from me.
At last, I knew, in all of my heart of hearts, that /bant/ was the promised holy land I had been looking for. It was my Israel for jews, or Berghoff for the runners up in WW2.
The first time I made a post on /bant/, I could feel my jizz dancing across the room, splattering itself on the wall. I still remember the words, it read, "Overconfidence precedes carelessness!" Beauty, such words had never been spunked out before.
