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I jerk off, all day. Im shooting loads maybe every 10 minutes im getting up to go to the bathroom. I used to keep it on dl, but now im pretty open. Ill just go in the bathroom and jack it. I might a good 10 sessions in if im lucky. Best part is when im in an empty dorm, i dont even need to leave my bed, ill just jack it right there. First time i got caught jackin it in my bed It freaked me out, i didn't do it for a while, but now i get caught on the reg and Im used to it. Usually just a quick apology will work, they'll understand. I might even jack off walking to the bathroom, shoot my load on a random guest. They don't mind, its just a bit of cum, I just so im sorry and move on. Hell, I've started jacking it in the common areas, before and during breakfast. Just whip it out and go. People understand, its a natural thing for guys, they get it, they allow it. Sometimes Ill check in with my schlong drooping out, jerking off. I mean, you can pretty much get through anything tedious by jerking off. Car wash, awkward dinners, funerals. I've came on dead bodies before, its no big deal, going in the ground anyway. I mean, every so often I'll be sitting in a cafe and talking with someone and ill just pull er out and get at it. I've cum on shoes, sidewalks, cars, books, ladders, mugs, steeples, paint cans, lunar landers, pretzels, bosnian flags, pink floyd merch, electrical sockets, lampshades, ceilings, KFCs, a tarpin and two chinese resturants. You name it I've probably jerked off onto it. I'd even go as far as to say jerkin its my hobby. Maybe even my proffesion. Im a pro masturbater. But to be honest, really honest, jerking off is a lifestyle. You gotta really dedicate yourself to the craft. Gotta really understand the deep intricacies of self-pleasure. If you don't have a passion for beating your dick i just don't think you can really be taken seriously. Everyone I know jerks it. Any business they have is conducted with their dick in their hands.
