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Anonymous ID:oDRdtF1e Fri 13 Oct 2017 00:39:51 No.2492123 View View Reply Original Report

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>be sitting in my room, masturbating
>suddenly hottest girl I remember from school slams open my door
>"oh anon, let my finish you off"
>scream "GET OUT GET OUT"

Dont roasties know a thing or two about Privacy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2w7lk/lZ Fri 13 Oct 2017 00:45:54 No.2492186 Report

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GET OUT YOU DISGUSTING ROASTIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT RERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Earthworm Nigger Jim

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Earthworm Nigger Jim ID:TUwYt8LT Fri 13 Oct 2017 00:52:34 No.2492248 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VQMilioa Fri 13 Oct 2017 00:57:15 No.2492294 Report

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It was your sister right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4QTzMQcO Fri 13 Oct 2017 01:00:59 No.2492333 Report

Quoted By: >>2492369 >>2492842

>be me
>11th grade
>in library
>reading about roman poetry
>something about how some poet wants to prove vulgar he can be so he tells the other dude to face fuck him
>girl who half stalks me reads it
>"anon i wish you would do that"
>go full aspie mode "shut up obviously the action is with another dude"
>she thinks im gay from now on
>have to come out to her latter that i'm actually straight

fml

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2w7lk/lZ Fri 13 Oct 2017 01:03:47 No.2492369 Report

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>>2492333
why didnt fuck????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4QTzMQcO Fri 13 Oct 2017 01:10:40 No.2492484 Report

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>>2492369
we never fucked per say...

also i think she must have had some crazy because her brother takes medicine

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oDRdtF1e Fri 13 Oct 2017 01:30:05 No.2492842 Report

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>>2492333
>be at grocery store
>cute white christian girl stands next to me
>she asks how Im doing for some reason
>say "uhh fine. I guess my knees sort of hurt"
>she says she will heal me
>"uhhhh"
>she kneels in front of me, grabs my knees
>starts chanting some weird shit about Jesus healing me
>she looks up
>"You know, its kind of hot with your cock in front of my face"
>Immediately push her away and storm out of the store, flustered

ROASTIES, EVEN THE TRADITIONAL ONES, ALL ROASTIES

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Anonymous ID:4QTzMQcO Fri 13 Oct 2017 01:35:52 No.2492939 Report

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>>2492842
THOTS EVERYWHERE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ZTFaLxZ Fri 13 Oct 2017 01:35:55 No.2492941 Report

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