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Turtle countriez

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Which turtle represents which country, /bant/
My guess is
>Leonardo=Argentina
In recent renditions, we see Leonardo try to act like he's Asian as he immerses himself in the culture, even though he's a fucking turtle. It's much like how Argentinans think they're white, but they just aren't.
>Raphael=America
The not-so-quick to thinking hot head that the britbongs claim us Americans to be
>Donatello=Sweden
He's the definitive cuck turtle.
>Michelangelo=Australia
Shitposter. Every "wacky" catchphrase in the series comes from him

What do you think, /bant/?