>>2499074Hey mistah racist your face is orange and bloated
And I’m damn glad that I voted for Hillary Clinton
Because I respect women, black people, and Jews
Unlike you, Hitler number two!
Everything they said about you was true
You’re a bigot Trump, you gotta go.
Disrespecting women? Antifa says hell no!
Trump more like Drumpf
Or more like Blumpf
That dude looks like a Flumpf
Yo, call him Mr Stumpf
I take it back Colbert calls him Gumpf
Oh shit it’s Mr Zumpf
Woke up looking like a Pumpf
With a big bag of cumpf
So go and tell President Vumpf
We don’t need another Lumpf
Peace
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Hold up, hold up
My name is Marshall Mathers
Always-was-a-muslim Mathers
Halal spaghetti and blathers
Trump is not a democrat
So I’m gonna make a rap
Just stand back while I slap him with an object
And make it rhyme like…like…like a bobject
Real men listen to Motorhead
Sunrise, wrong side of another day
Sky high and six thousand miles away
Don’t know how long I’ve been awake
Wound up in an amazing state
Can’t get enough
And you know it’s righteous stuff
Goes up like prices at Christmas
Motorhead, you can call me Motorhead, all right
Braindead, total amnesia
Get some mental anesthesia
Don’t move. I’ll shut the door and kill the lights
And if I can be wrong I could be right
All good clean fun
Have another stick of gum
Man, you look better already,
Motorhead, remember me now Motorhead, all right
Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram,
Don't move, I'll shut the door and kill the lights,
I guess I'll see you all on the ice,
I should be tired and all I am is wired,
Ain't felt this good in an hour
