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Anonymous ID:+QDkP/EO Fri 13 Oct 2017 23:50:28 No.2504744 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2504757

> i can't take my contacts off or put them in

Help me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o0N0N/OD Fri 13 Oct 2017 23:51:52 No.2504754 Report

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it is better to be blind than to see the horrors that we create in this world

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eTJm9BRy Fri 13 Oct 2017 23:52:32 No.2504757 Report

Quoted By: >>2504916

>>2504744
just get glasses, pussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tl+rhh0v Fri 13 Oct 2017 23:52:45 No.2504759 Report

Quoted By: >>2504916

>not wearing glasses
why tho

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Anonymous ID:+QDkP/EO Fri 13 Oct 2017 23:56:59 No.2504916 Report

Quoted By: >>2505005 >>2505019 >>2505029

>>2504757
>>2504759
I have glasses but got contacts which are now stuck in my eyes

It was supposed to be convenient but I'll have to spend like an hour trying to take them off or putting them in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mn2cm6Tj Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:05:38 No.2505005 Report

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>>2504916
You just gently pinch them and pull them out, don't be a little bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3IRD5Mxa Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:07:01 No.2505019 Report

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>>2504916
try pouring a little bleach over them, they devolve in it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tl+rhh0v Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:07:56 No.2505029 Report

Quoted By: >>2505044 >>2505059

>>2504916
that's my biggest fear and why I don't wear them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eTJm9BRy Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:09:15 No.2505044 Report

Quoted By: >>2505063

>>2505029
use the tip of your dick, it works because you need to strain yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9YLyXASm Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:11:11 No.2505059 Report

Quoted By: >>2505063

>>2505029
4 EYES!! 4 EYES!! 4 EYES!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tl+rhh0v Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:11:54 No.2505063 Report

Quoted By: >>2505086

>>2505044
so I would let the contact rest on my dick and move my head to put it into my eye?

>>2505059(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eTJm9BRy Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:14:23 No.2505086 Report

Quoted By: >>2505117

>>2505063
you can rest on the lower curve of your spine and motion your hips to place you dick in your eye
or sit up right and move past your lower ribs to make contact

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tl+rhh0v Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:17:27 No.2505117 Report

Quoted By: >>2505125

>>2505086
are you sure that works? what if I get a sudden urge to take a piss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eTJm9BRy Sat 14 Oct 2017 00:18:35 No.2505125 Report

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>>2505117
use the bathroom beforehand
wash your dick clean so you don't get an eye infection

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