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Anonymous ID:U3BhDNvq Mon 08 May 2017 17:03:04 No.252051 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>252113 >>252550 >>252580

anyone on /bant/ enjoy orbiting?

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Anonymous ID:eXmXOOVZ Mon 08 May 2017 17:05:28 No.252113 Report

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>>252051
>tfw no qt3.14 to orbit

kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xOdlXZA Mon 08 May 2017 17:13:48 No.252437 Report

Quoted By: >>253066

Orbiting is a form of degeneracy. You can be a beta without inflating a woman's already massive ego.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEpz45DN Mon 08 May 2017 17:18:05 No.252550 Report

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>>252051
I haven't orbited in a long time... wait, if they buy you drugs or cook you dinner and yo spend no money back is it technically orbiting?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:um5w5cDA Mon 08 May 2017 17:19:04 No.252580 Report

Quoted By: >>252669 >>252677

>>252051
>orbiting
What is that? Explain please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEpz45DN Mon 08 May 2017 17:22:04 No.252669 Report

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>>252580
Friendzone more or less

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/0a+dFRQ Mon 08 May 2017 17:22:22 No.252677 Report

Quoted By: >>252903 >>252979

>>252580
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEpz45DN Mon 08 May 2017 17:30:31 No.252903 Report

Quoted By: >>252918

>>252677
Fuck... it's amazing that screncap has simultaneously made me feel better about myself but also given me such a bad case of second hand cringe I think I need to use a iron to get my skin back to normal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P5z5Z2Yr Mon 08 May 2017 17:31:04 No.252918 Report

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>>252903
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gweUDWv Mon 08 May 2017 17:33:04 No.252979 Report

Quoted By: >>253123

>>252677
Why the fuck did he keep cooking for him? Why was he still talking to her? Fucking hell, that's horrendous.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U7DK8sBo Mon 08 May 2017 17:35:16 No.253066 Report

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>>252437
No, because by definition that would make you an omega.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEpz45DN Mon 08 May 2017 17:36:47 No.253123 Report

Quoted By: >>253419

>>252979
His plan was literally just the set up for a lame pun, I doubt that guy had anything even resembling a relationship with the real world

>Here's a hint guys, lame puns should only ever be used if you're not sure she likes you. If she laughs at your pun, she wants to fugg. If she doesn't, cut your losses.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gweUDWv Mon 08 May 2017 17:41:20 No.253419 Report

Quoted By: >>253563

>>253123
No, I mean, that's bad enough, but I mean, why would he keep cooking for a guy that said that, and why would he continue talking to her?

I'm in no way an alpha, but I'd probably say "Well, figure out something else to eat, because I'm not cooking for you. And you can tell your girlfriend that I'm not going to be cooking for her either".

I mean, fucking hell, this is so emasculating.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/0a+dFRQ Mon 08 May 2017 17:45:00 No.253563 Report

Quoted By: >>253632

>>253419
even saying something along those lines is emasculating, it implies you believe you're providing them something when you were really just cucking yourself hard

only thing you should do is just stop talking to them, and even that's cucky, it's really the worst situation you could possibly get yourself into. he probably realized that early on but couldn't find a way out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gweUDWv Mon 08 May 2017 17:47:49 No.253632 Report

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>>253563
The way out is to be a man and say fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9xt4eD9n Mon 08 May 2017 17:56:38 No.253902 Report

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>Hanging out with woman three years older, drinking, partying...having a good time
>Do like I want more
>She plays the we just friends game
>Fuck girls younger than she, strictly fuck relations
>Keep on hanging out with woman above
>she tells me she want more
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>Go on holiday with her
>anon lets fuck
>NO we are friends, one doesn't fuck friends
>Holidays over
>Ghost the vago demon
I love breaking 7/10s heart when they turn 30

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ua8sKn5/ Mon 08 May 2017 18:04:20 No.254180 Report

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no go greaso

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XdfCi5Fd Mon 08 May 2017 18:18:10 No.254603 Report

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I have female friends who I try not to orbit. Bitches are bitches, anytime you show interest in another female they get jealous.

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