>>2526405When he starts taking off jacket/back pack or w/e as erryone is surrounding the two of you and (like in my high school when ppl would yell Fight! Fight! one or two final times before erryone watching goes quite to watch you two elongated teen skeletors go at it briefly for thirthy-seven seconds and 5 or 6 swings) and he will gaurentee he will open his mouth to say something along the lines of "you're done, you little bitch!" (Etc)
At this point young padawan you have two options for *some form* of FIGHTING PROWESS SUCCESS™
1) Punch him, right in the nose. Swing your weight into the punch. Don't let him get prepped with his little psych-out trash talk line, just niggatron out on him. Begin swinging in rapid succession - and do not stop aim for head/neck/upper chest areas only don't aim elsewhere or you're a fag
2) pull pants down, furiously fap and scream out the ten commandments while deep eye-eye stare him down then begin making wailing and screeching noises and begin helicoptering swing motion towards him but like a giant Beyblade
>implying you're old enuff to know what beyblades are (google it) I gaurentee that if you follow one of these two options' directions to a T, that not only will u "win" that fight, no other kid will fuck with you again kiddo dats for damn sure
