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ITT: Retarded stories that you haven't told anyone, I'll start>be me 14 >shitting in the toilet >i'm sitting in a hunched position, leaned towards my legs' level because I'm playing on my gameboy >let out a piece of turd >splash >some water goes in my nostril, i'm fucking shocked >there's an intense smell of shit in my nose after this event >I suppose it's psychological >for 3 fucking days straight, I can't smell anything but shit 7/24 >decide to blow and clear my nose >a very small piece of shit comes out of my left nostril >I vomit
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wow, Ethan, great moves.
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>>2530827 Turks confirmed to be literally shitty
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>>2530827 >Be me >Saturday School because I'm a truant >Literally do nothing but sit there for half a school day not allowed to do anything but read or work on school work, can't even sleep >Poor as fuck >I dress disgustingly >Greasy hair, haven't showered in like three days, sweaty and sticky >Wearing a ratty hoodie that feels like an old carpet that has been pissed on over the decades and covered in dog hair >I was a really gross kid in school >Also had a terrible Michelle Obama inspired diet and came home and barely ate anything and what I did eat was super unhealthy >Get terrible shits from this >I feel it coming on, I rush to the bathroom despite being tired as fuck, almost like a zombie >Bathroom is attached to the room and is a unisex single bathroom type >I shit very squishy yet solid poops >Go to wipe, my finger breaks through so I wipe it off with some more TP >Come back into class and the next person to go in after me comes back and stares daggers at me because we weren't allowed to talk >I think to myself "Eh, whatever, I'm really unpopular probably just some guy who doesn't like me" >About 45 minutes later have to piss, go back into the bathroom and look above the toilet paper roll a huge streak of shit >I guess I accidentally wiped some on the wall >MFW like 5 people went into the bathroom after I did that and saw it Anonymous
>>2530827 >>2530827 >Be me >In elementary students >sitting in a circle with fellow students on a circle carpet >Shit myself >A small ball of pure shit was in my undies >I ate corn btw >we were playing a game where you had to close your eyes and can't speak or anything >Open my eyes and teachers and kids have their eyes closed >decide to take shit out my pants >reach in my pants and take out ball of shit >put it in the middle of the carpet and wipe my hand under the edges of the carpet with shit hand >close my eyes for a few seconds and teachers say open your eyes >shocked faces of the teachers and disgusted kids fill the circle >never knew who did >mfw I think about it Anonymous
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Why do all your stories have to do with shit
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>>2530827 >psychoLOGical >log >log of shit >Andy Sixx Anonymous
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>>2533540 I guess it fits the thread for once
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