Its such a mixed bag, man...
I mean, on the one hand I hate most of my countrymen. They drive huge trucks that cost a fucking fortune and devour gas. I don't dislike trucks, but unless you're running a gravel train you don't need anything bigger than a Ranger or S10. Also I don't like the cities for painfully obvious reasons. I don't like NFL or NBA and don't watch any current shows. Don't care for hip-hop, also I barely eat burgers. Can't legally fuck a prostitute but most people do and no one cares (sounds awful desu)
On the other hand, I was just bored so I launched bottle rockets out of my garage window because who gives a fuck? I can drive a golfball and still not be off of my property (and I'm poor af). I just played drums for an hour and no one cares. Smokes are cheap, beer is cheap, there are literally three sex toy shops within driving distance that sell all the shit leafs and yuropoors get executed for. No muslims in sight except for doctors who are very good and assimilate. Weed is legal. Baseball is fun to watch. Healthcare is top notch, if not expensive, but you won't be turned away for anything. There's so many programs to help you out. Food pantries everywhere, so you never starve.
wait, why should I hate my country again?
