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>be me,
>Some moths ago
>Meet this qt Italian grill in Uni
>Start talking, find out we both like accordion music and polka,
>Her uncle owned a little company producing accordions
>Tell her my great uncle also played accordion and made violins, still have one
>She told me she also plays violin, but did not take it with her
>Asks if I could let her play it
>sure.mp4
>Arrive at my flat
>Dig up the old violin, while she waits on the couch
>Bring the violin and the bow to her
>she tunes it and starts playing
>mygod.png
>it's beautiful, even for an old dusty violin
>I stare at her in awe as she plays some song, classical maybe?
>After she finishes she looks me straight in the eyes
>we kiss
>we actual start to make out
>yeahboi.jpg
>we take our clothes off
>about to insert benis into bagina
>Good bye v card
>suddenly my dad bursts into the scene
>it's an emergency here now, girl, get the fuck out
>the italian girl exits and dad shits on the floor a massive dumb
>puts me on my stomach on the floor
>"I will shit on your back now, son"
>okay, dad
>shit ejects on my back
>dad rubs it on my back and asks "like it son?"
>well if were honest no i dont
>"me neither, i thought you'd like it"
>never spoke about the shit episode with dad again