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Anonymous ID:/vHFh0Ob Mon 16 Oct 2017 03:12:13 No.2535576 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2535585 >>2535684 >>2535708 >>2535956 >>2536010

>Start letting my cat outside
>He always comes back
>Try to bring him outside with a leash
>After 5 min he hisses at me basically telling me to fuck off
>he comes back before night and acts like nothing happened

Does my cat think hes dominant towards me? What do I do to make him respect me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f9WXl8J7 Mon 16 Oct 2017 03:13:05 No.2535585 Report

Quoted By: >>2535684

>>2535576
Cats don't like leashes retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FXToG6j2 Mon 16 Oct 2017 03:18:46 No.2535634 Report

Quoted By: >>2535654

eat his food in front of him and shit in his litter box

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zM7T0rLV Mon 16 Oct 2017 03:22:26 No.2535654 Report

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>>2535634
this

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Anonymous ID:AocamN++ Mon 16 Oct 2017 03:28:26 No.2535684 Report

Quoted By: >>2535892

>>2535585
>>2535576
>fact
a leash is literally the complete opposite of what a cat needs. their whole objective is to stalk and pounce, and anything hindering that instinct will piss a cat right the fuck off.
just let it be a fucking cat. if you love something, let it go. if it comes back, then it hasn't fallen pray to something and wants food.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V7KU04/u Mon 16 Oct 2017 03:32:35 No.2535708 Report

Quoted By:

>>2535576
jizz on his fur so he has to lick himself clean

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/vHFh0Ob Mon 16 Oct 2017 03:58:32 No.2535892 Report

Quoted By: >>2535982

>>2535684
Well my cat is intelligent as hell, he even tries opening door handles after watching how people open them. Id think that he could at least realize hes being an asshole to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IDLcKm4n Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:03:12 No.2535922 Report

Quoted By: >>2535935

Cats are rude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GKsuDT7u Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:05:15 No.2535935 Report

Quoted By: >>2535941

>>2535922
meow ur a cunt lol meow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IDLcKm4n Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:05:54 No.2535941 Report

Quoted By:

>>2535935
Wow rude lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LoS+0pIy Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:07:47 No.2535956 Report

Quoted By:

>>2535576
beat it with a stick

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Anonymous ID:AocamN++ Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:10:10 No.2535982 Report

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>>2535892
>my cat is intelligent as hell
dude, your cat adapted to his surroundings, so that he could escape your clutches. your friend needs something to do; he/she is bored of growing a custom to your indoor world. buy 'em some fake mouse toys, or get some dangling jiggamahoos to occupy the time. your cat wants to be a cat and hunt vermin and bugs. help your friend achieve that goal.
if you want your cat around so badly, spend time with 'em. jiggle your fingers in their face so they "attack" your hand. if your cat is so "intelligent", then they'll know the difference between pray and predator; friend and foe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y8x3R2aQ Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:10:52 No.2535989 Report

Quoted By: >>2535996

he doesn't respect you because you're weak and cares too much. get another cat, fuck it in front of the first cat (a passionate fuck, kiss it) it will show him that he isn't the only cat in your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GKsuDT7u Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:11:54 No.2535996 Report

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>>2535989
this is the kind if quality advice i look for when i post on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hXluVlVL Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:14:27 No.2536010 Report

Quoted By: >>2536064

>>2535576
Cats think humans are their property. No joke. Thats why they rub their scent on you buckaroo

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Anonymous ID:TL9ac3Bq Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:23:55 No.2536064 Report

Quoted By: >>2536076

>>2536010
my cat thinks i'm cool as hell, because i care to entertain him. i don't need to fuck another cat to prove dominance; i bring home his food and prey to enjoy and occupy his time so he can instictually protect his home from similar vermin. not once have i had a problem with dominance issues like spraying or marking territory. he knows that i have his world taken care of to provide for his needs and the needs of the house. i'm not some lily livered, yellow bellied cuck bag like you fucks are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IDLcKm4n Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:25:47 No.2536076 Report

Quoted By: >>2536118

>>2536064
>my cat thinks i'm cool as hell
Do you read his mind or what

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5pl9Ggf Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:31:10 No.2536116 Report

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the only way he will respect you is if you dress him in a infant (pink ofcourse) onsie pajamas, and bottle feed him kitten formula, he will be nearly as smart as a human afterwards and suffer humiliation until all the other cats in the area know he done fucked up by dissing his owner

truth. cats can clue in on this shit.

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Anonymous ID:TL9ac3Bq Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:31:44 No.2536118 Report

Quoted By: >>2536128

>>2536076
>tl;dr
goddamn. you sure are one special fucking dumb ass individual, aren't ya. does your momma know that you give a good reach around, or do you keep that between you and your father?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IDLcKm4n Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:33:08 No.2536128 Report

Quoted By: >>2536154

>>2536118
So how do you know what your cat thinks, genius

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Anonymous ID:TL9ac3Bq Mon 16 Oct 2017 04:38:15 No.2536154 Report

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>>2536128
take their behavior, divided by emotion; multiply that by weekly provisions, subtracted by one week. Add to that one week of water and root that to your asshole, faggot.

just like kids; if you can't support one, then don't put yourself in a position to have one.

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