Bad news, I went for a ultrasound on my nuts today
> free healthcare
> feelsgoodman.jpg
Because of some pain I've been having as of late, first I saw my doctor thinking it was a STI from one of the dirty Ho's I've banged, but it wasn't and he scheduled an ultrasound.

> I go
> get naked, put on gown
> can't tie it up so my bum is showing
> walk to the ultrasound room with my bum hanging out
> I Tell the ultrasound lady, she laughs
> she lays me down, pulls up my gown
> tells me to wrap my cock up in the gown to hide it
> she slathers my balls in warming lubricant
> runs her machine all over my balls for about 15 minutes,, nao diamonds I am
> she notices, I say sorry, she says it's OK
> I have epidyrmalitical cyst on one of my sperm tubes

So I sad nao

I might have to get surgery if it gets any bigger

Also, my doctor prescribed my ciprofloxacine for an infection, I looked it up and it's what's given to people who have the plague.

My balls have the plague, I'm sad today