a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: i don't know, i'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male i wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face