>>2556039He eats Halal. I constantly tell him he's British so he should eat bacon and ham to be culturally integrated.
>>2556179He spends his dole money on prostitutes and cocaine, 99 virgins happens if he becomes a martyr anyway so might be a wasted present.
>mfw you meant kill him>>2556235I keep trying to get him to browse 4chan so that he gets redpilled. Shoe on head pic might not be a bad idea...
>>2556151*types "bomb vest" into Amazon*
*Police kick down door*
>>2556191So he can melt steel beams?
>>2556332He once ordered a sandwich I paid for without looking at the ingredients. I had to switch sandwiches with him because he didn't read "speck" on his order.
>>2556669I don't feel like another criminal charge.
