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Anonymous ID:zUpdPju2 Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:38:33 No.2559023 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2559034 >>2559036 >>2559188 >>2559225

A german walks into a bar with a monkey. Immediately he gets assmad and yells at the bartender IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r+cNGixW Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:39:42 No.2559034 Report

Quoted By: >>2559225

>>2559023
I don't get it.
Also who are you? vertical germany?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MkC0Q1vz Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:39:52 No.2559036 Report

Quoted By: >>2559092 >>2559120 >>2559187 >>2559225 >>2559475

>>2559023
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND DIES OF A HEART ATTACK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Wy/byQB8 Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:43:44 No.2559077 Report

Quoted By: >>2559092 >>2559225

>American walks into a B.A.R

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnE3PP4J Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:45:09 No.2559092 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559036
>>2559077
You two NEED to take this show on the road

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8A/G8/T5 Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:47:22 No.2559110 Report

Quoted By: >>2559121 >>2559225

this isn't funny at all

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fGvZHFYV Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:48:29 No.2559120 Report

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>>2559036

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnE3PP4J Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:48:35 No.2559121 Report

Quoted By: >>2559143

>>2559110
Deutschland, more like Douche-land

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8A/G8/T5 Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:50:27 No.2559143 Report

Quoted By: >>2559163 >>2559201 >>2559225 >>2559306

>>2559121
>hurr durr

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnE3PP4J Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:52:20 No.2559163 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559143
I'll be here all woche

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DEDK/VBv Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:54:04 No.2559187 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559036
A brit bong walks into a bar while achmed just plows in with his truck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8cSYqVqz Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:54:12 No.2559188 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559023
>American
>walking
Try again

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bUZ59g9z Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:54:41 No.2559201 Report

Quoted By: >>2559213 >>2559214 >>2559242 >>2559259

>>2559143
Germany?
More like Gaymany HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnE3PP4J Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:55:24 No.2559213 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559201
OOOH!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8A/G8/T5 Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:55:27 No.2559214 Report

Quoted By: >>2559250

>>2559201
please reconsider to delete this post

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:E1DSI2c0 Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:56:12 No.2559225 Report

Quoted By: >>2559264 >>2560373

>>2559023
>>2559034
>>2559036
>>2559077
>>2559110
>>2559143

All of these lame ass countries walk into the bar. They all suck because they aren't America.

Brian

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Brian ID:R7X2e+S7 Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:57:18 No.2559242 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559201
GERMANY BTFO! How will they ever recover?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnE3PP4J Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:57:44 No.2559250 Report

Quoted By: >>2559264

>>2559214
Berlin, try Ber-lame

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MkC0Q1vz Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:58:20 No.2559259 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559201
HOLY KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8A/G8/T5 Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:58:26 No.2559264 Report

Quoted By: >>2559301

>>2559225
blow it out your ass

>>2559250
are you from utah?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DEDK/VBv Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:59:52 No.2559276 Report

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gotta hand it to you belgium you pay her in waffles and chocolate?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnE3PP4J Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:01:37 No.2559301 Report

Quoted By: >>2559332

>>2559264
Let's go with that, are you from Aschersleben? Or sorry, Asshole-sleben?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DEDK/VBv Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:02:03 No.2559306 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559143
Deutschland? More like doucheland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8A/G8/T5 Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:03:32 No.2559332 Report

Quoted By: >>2559339

>>2559301
>asshole-sleben
I lol'd a lil bit
you from new york? more
like new dork

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mnE3PP4J Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:04:25 No.2559339 Report

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>>2559332
Good! You're a tough crowd, and no sadly, well played sir xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dtCTiYfs Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:15:23 No.2559475 Report

Quoted By: >>2559542

>>2559036
>be american
>walk into a bar
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DEDK/VBv Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:17:56 No.2559542 Report

Quoted By: >>2559593

>>2559475
> be gaymany suckstaffel member walking into a bar
> get culturally enriched by muslims

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dtCTiYfs Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:21:19 No.2559593 Report

Quoted By: >>2559653

>>2559542
>be american
>get shot and raped by a horde of niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DEDK/VBv Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:25:13 No.2559653 Report

Quoted By: >>2559750

>>2559593
> be german
> get raped by refugees
> complain to govt
> govt locks you up for hostile attitudes towards foreigners

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dtCTiYfs Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:30:43 No.2559750 Report

Quoted By: >>2560217

>>2559653
>be american
>shoot a nigger in self defense
>get called a racist by everyone
>get raped by his friends in prison

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3PshpkWK Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:32:03 No.2559766 Report

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>Be American
>have a heart attack in Walmart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcZhTQVG Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:35:42 No.2559820 Report

Quoted By: >>2559844 >>2560198 >>2560316

Ein Amerikaner geht zur einer Pizzaria
Dann fragt (schrie) er den Inhaber der Pizzaria(an):
Was ist da am schreien?
Der Inhaber antwortet auf italienisch
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einen Amerikaner und einer Pizza?
Die Pizza schreit nicht im Ofen

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zUpdPju2 Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:38:02 No.2559844 Report

Quoted By: >>2559872

>>2559820
> be German
> joke so bad you tell it in a potato language in the hopes people would be too lazy to translate it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcZhTQVG Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:40:29 No.2559872 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559844
We have the same flag wtf is wrong with you brother

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3PshpkWK Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:41:13 No.2560132 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/+rg12CJ Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:46:31 No.2560198 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559820
how about a nazi knock knock joke ?

>*knock* *knock*
>knockondoor.png
>who's there?

>*gets slapped in the face*

in thick german accent
> shut up! we will ask the questions!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YHVJOqrv Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:48:02 No.2560217 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559750
H hey g-guys you look like you-you're having a ffun ttime, may i join in?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DEDK/VBv Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:53:29 No.2560316 Report

Quoted By:

>>2559820
Eine Deutsch
eine Douche kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yaqeLeg9 Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:58:05 No.2560371 Report

Quoted By: >>2560391

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rL0m6f7j Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:58:35 No.2560373 Report

Quoted By: >>2560391

>>2559225
There are bad jokes. And unfunny.

But the cringe jokes! Those are the best. And interestingly that is an oxymoron.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rL0m6f7j Tue 17 Oct 2017 22:00:08 No.2560391 Report

Quoted By:

>>2560371
I should have quoted you also. I'm sorry.

t.
>>2560373

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