ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/ Here's some info about this boss:
name@LichKing
dificulty@hard
element@ice
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
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http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/2559112 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images RANGERS are luck based, better
rolls = more damage! KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge! PALADINS can avenge AND revive! WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image. DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die. DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death. you can be avenged/revived 6 times max If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again! The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
ps thanks for the great oc Argentina!
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A L L B A R D S
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Brazil i cant bump need your shitposting prowess
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>>2559139 WE NEED MORE PEOPLE
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>>2559149 linked in old, hopefully everyone else sees it
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>>2559145 How was your day today?
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Sir autist.
>>2559112 I have arrived, let us see what we get!
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>>2559164 eh, bland. just work but now ive got 60 hours of shitposting ahead of me. how about you?
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>>2559177 The same thing everyday:
just shitposting on /bant/
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Sir autist. Fucker of everything
Sir autist. Fucker of everything ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:54:29 No. 2559196 Report Quoted By:
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>>2559186 >tfw traded NEETdom for a job money is nice but i miss having constant free time
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>>2559203 BRAZIL NOOOOOO
>>2559195 right on time
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haha
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Sir autist. Fucker of everything
Sir autist. Fucker of everything ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:56:45 No. 2559234 Report Quoted By:
>>2559203 ~Oh healer of great can you stop his fate?
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>>2559203 Why do I keep getting odd numbers?
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Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 20:58:26 No. 2559263 Report >>2559244 I just realized I'm not a bard
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>>2559256 It just keeps happening
>>2559203 heal
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>>2559263 we all make mistakes sometimes
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>>2559270 got him! good job
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Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:01:12 No. 2559297 Report Quoted By:
Each of us has a role to play.
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Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:03:13 No. 2559325 Report Quoted By:
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>>2559312 oh good, we needed more songs!
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THIS WILL END QUICK
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who else here /famed taleweaver/
Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:04:44 No. 2559341 Report Quoted By:
We cannot let the Lich king win!
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VICTORY SHALL BE OURS
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>tfw just realized i'm the heal slut
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>>2559351 healers is for revive not for lewd!
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SHITPOST HARDER
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>>2559360 I'm not a faggot I swear
Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:06:58 No. 2559375 Report Quoted By:
>>2559351 yeah, you make sure he doesn't get the dead.
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>>2559351 >tfw you made me remember of a hentai doujinshi Anonymous
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almost out of rolls!
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diediediediedie
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BE SLAIN BY MY SONG
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Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:08:55 No. 2559400 Report Die, foul being!
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Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:11:53 No. 2559438 Report Quoted By:
>>2559415 Thank you bard!
>>2559425 ...s.
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YOU SHALL NOT SURVIVE
Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:13:34 No. 2559454 Report Quoted By:
Put your faith in the light! ...I'm beginning to sound like a paladin...
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHJJJFJNENEMWMWNWMWMENNCKC
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AHHHHHHHBRBEBEBEBBSNXNCKFKFKOF
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DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT
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YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE
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SHE SUCC MY DICK FOR A SONG
Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:16:12 No. 2559520 Report Quoted By:
DIE!
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AHHHHHHHHH YOU WILL DIE
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*hits boss with a feather*
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*hits boss with a slightly stronger feather*
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*hits boss with a trophy*
Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:17:58 No. 2559543 Report >>2559529 *hits boss with actual weapon, shaped like a feather*
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Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:19:03 No. 2559557 Report Anonymous
>>2559543 >enemy sees feather >thinks you're unarmed genius tier weapon design
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ITT: boss sing along
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Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:21:20 No. 2559594 Report >>2559558 >make feather tip needle >inject cyanide with feather Anonymous
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who else here /motivated/
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>>2559555 >>2559557 I refuse to play now, last hit have fun.
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>>2559594 are autistic brits the war masters of our time?
>>2559596 b-but our buffs stack
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DAMAGE UP DAMAGE UP DAMAGE UP
>>2559629 WOAH HE'S FAST
Sir autist. not a bard apparently.
Sir autist. not a bard apparently. ID:vTcUgl2d Tue 17 Oct 2017 21:24:59 No. 2559650 Report >>2559614 yes, yes we are.
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>>2559650 glad our cunts are friends
>>2559655 that would certainly speed it up. ranger would be even better
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>>2559678 >tfw everytime i see this image i remember chilebro WHERE IS HE
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>>2559743 FOR GOD AND COUNTRY
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risky play here
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A L L B A L L S
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revive me aaaaa
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L O G I C A L D E B A T E
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3.8k left dont quit on me now!
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*does a dumb frogpost*
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mods must've just moved a thred
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THEY STOLE MY 6K HIT
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WAIT NO THAT WOULD'VE BEEN 60K
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>>2560148 that's some bullshit
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Oh yeah roll under 22 and your dead
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KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
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>tfw we kill this guy with two bards and a healer
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BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH
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>>2560183 Welcome heal slut
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>be chad bard >healsluts flock to me >begging for a taste of my lute >sing for them >they lose control and accidentally revive an army of undead
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/shitty greentezt
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>>2560314 >dps class shows up moments after boss is slowly and painfully pelted to death with bandaids and music Anonymous
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>>2559112 equal to Gov trolls here,
controlling and enslaving all,
they know us and our registry,
they lie and manipulate,
and im out for ever - impossible to deal w/
Anonymous
>>2560314 >finally get a warlock >shows up right when the boss is dead Anonymous
>>2560342 that's a deathknight
Anonymous
>>2560343 Oh
But anyways new game?
Anonymous
>>2560359 im game but do we have enough players?
Anonymous
>>2560406 Doesn't look like it since most anons left early in this one
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>>2560422 sucks. i dont mind playing with only a few people but i dont want to fill up the catalog for 3 people