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CTOЙ! We are at war, comrade!
Where are your identification papers?

>Green = Coвeтcкaя Apмия (Army)
>Gray = Boeннo-Boздyшниe Cилы (Air Force)
>Pink = fag, severe restrictions on citizenship
>Cyan = Boeннo-Mopcкoй Флoт (Navy)
>Purple = Nazi, shot in the head
>Red = Party Official
>Black = NKVD
>Flesh = Female Sniper Unit
>Lime = Mилиция (Home Militia)
>Blue = Capitalist, Gulag
>Gold = USSR High Command
>Violet = USSR diplomat
>Orange = Axis soldier, SHOT
>Brown = JEW, arrested
All other colors are detained until further notice for suspicion of spycraft.

"Okay, on you go"

0: Shot for desertion
1-2: One-way ticket to the front
3: Rest and Relaxation
4: Captured by Axis
5: Raped and executed by the SS
6: Rest and relaxation
7: Guard duty at the Siberian gulags
8: Reroll
9: Escape to the US for a better life

>Dubs - Hero of the Soviet Union
>Trips - Promotion to High Command
>Quads - Stalin Himself
>Quints - Glorious Victory for the Motherland