>"W-where are you?"
On da desk, binlan.
>"Are you invisible and you're gonna like benis in bagina me?"
Flib da piggle ober.
>"What, I'm gonna touch it and you're gonna tell me you used it as a benis or something?"
Flib da piggle, binland. You're nod gonna regred id, da bayoff is huge.
>binland flips the pickle
I durned myselb indo a piggle, binlan! Boom! Big rebeal! I'm a piggle! Whad do you dink aboud dat? I durned myselb indo a piggle! W-whad're you just

staring ad me for, binlan? I durned myselb indo a PIGGLE, binlan.
>"And?"
"And?" Whad more do you wand dacked ondo dis? I durned myselb indo a piggle and benis in bagina was an inside job?
>"Was it?"
Who cares, binlan? benis in bagina acts habben every day. Uhh, here's someding dat's never habbened before. I'm a PIGGLE. I'M PIGGLE BENIS!!!!!! :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD