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Anonymous ID:gsO/VJQC Thu 19 Oct 2017 07:40:56 No.2580333 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2580420 >>2580977 >>2580986 >>2581014 >>2581029 >>2581051 >>2581435 >>2582371

>you're finally gonna get laid after years of trying
>you hesitantly pull down your towel
>she looks at your benis

>her face when
..
Feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GC3oXytl Thu 19 Oct 2017 07:41:44 No.2580337 Report

Quoted By: >>2580345

if she fugs it i dont see the problem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gsO/VJQC Thu 19 Oct 2017 07:43:51 No.2580345 Report

Quoted By: >>2580350 >>2580367

>>2580337
rejected immediately afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GC3oXytl Thu 19 Oct 2017 07:44:46 No.2580350 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580345
if youre that far i doubt it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9mNs4LU Thu 19 Oct 2017 07:52:00 No.2580367 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580345
doesn't matter
had sex

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KIR6m4ex Thu 19 Oct 2017 08:08:47 No.2580420 Report

Quoted By: >>2580430 >>2580432 >>2581023 >>2581439 >>2581479 >>2581631

>>2580333
>meet a cute girl at a bar
>go back home with her
>so excited you're finally going to lose your virginity to a hot girl
>remove your town and she looks at your benis
>She says, "Not bad. Almost as big as mine."
>She removes her towel, it was a trap all along
>She says in a voice that is suddenly deep and shockingly mannish, "Now suck it."
>wat do

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A9mNs4LU Thu 19 Oct 2017 08:10:45 No.2580430 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580420
right out the window
and then I fly home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hbBYQhgH Thu 19 Oct 2017 08:11:11 No.2580432 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580420
Kill it with fire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:clAglnPg Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:02:24 No.2580977 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580333
>her face when I'm already 70% erect and my penis springs out of my pants as I'm pulling them down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ds9LuN8N Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:04:15 No.2580986 Report

Quoted By: >>2581034 >>2581051

>>2580333
thats not the look she gave me man it was actualy mostly trying to talk her into putting my penis in her mouth which is actually fucking hard to do

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BBOj3dfn Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:10:56 No.2581014 Report

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>>2580333
>MFW she says she wants to fuck a due with a big dick until you whip it out and she sees one in person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZIHJVqX2 Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:13:17 No.2581023 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580420
beat the shit out of him then call the police and say i stopped someone from breaking and entering into my home

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6oZYu+mF Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:15:05 No.2581029 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580333
>Girl is jacking you off.
>wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Yqmz4Rt Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:15:25 No.2581034 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580986
did you succeed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:czHnc0Tc Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:18:33 No.2581051 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580986
yes did you succeed

>>2580333
image familiar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ons20NL4 Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:56:02 No.2581435 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580333
You dont undres before woman, she undresses you watch. Easy. Unless its a whorehouse ofc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ons20NL4 Thu 19 Oct 2017 10:57:25 No.2581439 Report

Quoted By: >>2581479

>>2580420
Fight it, beat it into a submission, make it suck your cock, fuck it if you feel like it, kick it out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4ZYlA+6B Thu 19 Oct 2017 11:09:58 No.2581479 Report

Quoted By:

>>2581439
This
>>2580420
you show the trap who's boss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IoZEQGXs Thu 19 Oct 2017 11:24:28 No.2581631 Report

Quoted By: >>2582378

>>2580420
why would you get rid of your entire town

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Sp0nALrC Thu 19 Oct 2017 12:21:52 No.2582371 Report

Quoted By:

>>2580333
Nice get

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QyUbdSXZ Thu 19 Oct 2017 12:22:56 No.2582378 Report

Quoted By:

>>2581631
it was covering his penis

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