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Anonymous ID:2I6MN3aL Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:50:36 No.2584395 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2584437 >>2584446 >>2585202

ITT share your masturbation tips and tricks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6RONHqsh Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:52:22 No.2584407 Report

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don't be circumcised

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2juy8VVN Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:52:39 No.2584409 Report

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Tip:
Grab wiener
Tug back & forth
???
Profit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zzi4ymbA Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:52:52 No.2584411 Report

Quoted By: >>2584419

use lube when necessary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yJnwhfx7 Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:54:01 No.2584419 Report

Quoted By: >>2584855

>>2584411
haha yeah if your circumcised ahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2juy8VVN Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:54:06 No.2584421 Report

Quoted By: >>2584542 >>2584555

Tip:
Sit on you left hand till numb
Masturbate with numb hand
???
Win!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2juy8VVN Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:55:10 No.2584430 Report

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Tip:
Dont use glue as lube

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oY3gqODU Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:55:43 No.2584434 Report

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put something in your butt while doing it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oV4gJxRm Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:56:04 No.2584437 Report

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>>2584395

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2juy8VVN Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:56:36 No.2584442 Report

Quoted By: >>2585051

Tip:
Semen is mostly protein
Eat semen for gains

Maciej

Maciej ID:qCyd50DC Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:56:57 No.2584446 Report

Quoted By: >>2584471 >>2584511

>>2584395
Make sure the dog isn't watching/or is out of the room first before trying to achieve erection

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oY3gqODU Thu 19 Oct 2017 16:59:55 No.2584471 Report

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>>2584446
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KxAWBIdy Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:03:44 No.2584510 Report

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Tip:
Your cat is a shitty fleshlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMN9UVgh Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:03:57 No.2584511 Report

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>>2584446
Tip:
Put peanut butter on penis so doggo can lick.
Hands free masturbation!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:som8lvOK Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:08:39 No.2584542 Report

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>>2584421
I unironically do this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMN9UVgh Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:09:01 No.2584546 Report

Quoted By: >>2584568

Tip:
Pinching the penis shut to prevent cum getting everywhere can cause your balls to explode

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nLp+/AGB Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:10:05 No.2584555 Report

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>>2584421
wait, this might actually work..
thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T+F12ste Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:11:02 No.2584558 Report

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Tip: wearing cute clothes aids in creating a heterosexual environment as you are now touching a girls dick and not mans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSAb8Kfd Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:12:40 No.2584568 Report

Quoted By: >>2584585

>>2584546
Actually, I have something similar, but it's onl for uncut master race.
When cumming, close your dick with your foreskin, thus turning it into a makeshift condom.
Empty in a jizzrag of your choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:som8lvOK Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:16:24 No.2584585 Report

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>>2584568
I wish I was uncut :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vUjfEgL4 Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:21:28 No.2584618 Report

Quoted By: >>2584844

Put your onahole in the freezer if you want to know what sex with Cirno is like.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:k+bDWtuH Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:30:57 No.2584703 Report

Quoted By: >>2584877

Okay, get rid of all clothes and jerk of standing up.
When you're starting to cum, slowly bend your knees and go in a squatting position.
Second best orgasm ever.

Best orgasm is anal masturbation bit you guys seem to dislike that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSAb8Kfd Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:43:18 No.2584844 Report

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>>2584618
I want to buy an onahole just for this now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PDHw8IkR Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:44:47 No.2584855 Report

Quoted By: >>2584874

>>2584419
Who even used lube to jerk off? I have never needed lube ever and it's a waste

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o07P9lso Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:45:28 No.2584860 Report

Quoted By: >>2584879

only jerk off like once a week and you will cum in about 2 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSAb8Kfd Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:47:09 No.2584874 Report

Quoted By: >>2584887

>>2584855
Cut fags can't handle the friction on the tip.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p+rhhjC5 Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:47:54 No.2584877 Report

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>>2584703
Will try

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSAb8Kfd Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:48:04 No.2584879 Report

Quoted By: >>2584909

>>2584860
If you jerk once a week, 2 minutes is the only time of the day you will not have a raging boner.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PDHw8IkR Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:49:00 No.2584887 Report

Quoted By: >>2584908

>>2584874
Im a cutfag and even still never used lube. How big of a pussy do you have to be to use live?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iic13jz1 Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:50:38 No.2584896 Report

Quoted By: >>2584916 >>2584918 >>2584937 >>2584979

This is a sin against god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSAb8Kfd Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:52:28 No.2584908 Report

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>>2584887
I never do. I use my velvety foreskin for friction.
But it's the only reason I can think of for using lube.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o07P9lso Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:52:30 No.2584909 Report

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>>2584879
That’s if you don’t jerk it at all
Once a week feels amazing because you get maximum semen buildup and you ejaculate like a fucking cannon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o07P9lso Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:54:20 No.2584916 Report

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>>2584896
I bet Jesus faps while watching people fuck

Cheerios

Cheerios ID:BI9iHa1W Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:54:54 No.2584918 Report

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>>2584896
Yeah and so is being a faggot, yet the pope allows them in

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VSAb8Kfd Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:57:20 No.2584937 Report

Quoted By: >>2584954

>>2584896
I'm imagining that's the Pope on 4cahn and I'm dying inside right now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EkNqjAVf Thu 19 Oct 2017 17:59:37 No.2584954 Report

Quoted By: >>2584983

>>2584937
ahah im dying rn
insert happy emoji with tears of joy making 'ok' hand-gesture

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gUtVI34e Thu 19 Oct 2017 18:02:52 No.2584979 Report

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>>2584896
Lol pls reply me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSAb8Kfd Thu 19 Oct 2017 18:03:44 No.2584983 Report

Quoted By: >>2584986 >>2585008

>>2584954
>frogposting
Even if it's ironic, get out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gUtVI34e Thu 19 Oct 2017 18:04:08 No.2584986 Report

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>>2584983

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EkNqjAVf Thu 19 Oct 2017 18:07:14 No.2585008 Report

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>>2584983
>says 'im dying right now'
>claims frogposters should leave
baka

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xui837G9 Thu 19 Oct 2017 18:12:11 No.2585051 Report

Quoted By: >>2585189

>>2584442
Semen is contains a very very small amount of protein. It's mostly water with some sugar and salt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EkNqjAVf Thu 19 Oct 2017 18:25:41 No.2585189 Report

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>>2585051
better get drinking a lot then huh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Urc1fSBk Thu 19 Oct 2017 18:26:52 No.2585202 Report

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>>2584395
kecc

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