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>be me.
>a small asian chick with tits as flat as a board.
>sit around in a park
>see guy staring at my shirt.
>shirt has text on it.
>"oh, are you reading my shirt?"
>"nah. nice teets mate"
>oh.png
>blush fucking hard
>stand up all timid
>and shank him with my suitcase
>fuckrun.exe
>stumble on small toddler
>kick him into sand
>hit angry parent with suitcase
>shit falls out and buries a crying baby that fell out of angry mothers arms
>pick it all up
>step on baby
>apologise
>guy is still chasing me
>jump a sand pit
>get on my bike
>shove my shit in a basket
>he still chases my skinny as on a bike for like
>15 minutes
>lose him
>pedal home
>objective completed.
>a small asian chick with tits as flat as a board.
>sit around in a park
>see guy staring at my shirt.
>shirt has text on it.
>"oh, are you reading my shirt?"
>"nah. nice teets mate"
>oh.png
>blush fucking hard
>stand up all timid
>and shank him with my suitcase
>fuckrun.exe
>stumble on small toddler
>kick him into sand
>hit angry parent with suitcase
>shit falls out and buries a crying baby that fell out of angry mothers arms
>pick it all up
>step on baby
>apologise
>guy is still chasing me
>jump a sand pit
>get on my bike
>shove my shit in a basket
>he still chases my skinny as on a bike for like
>15 minutes
>lose him
>pedal home
>objective completed.
