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Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 19:43:35 No.2598832 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2598978 >>2599267 >>2599326 >>2599594 >>2599623

G’day, peasants most filthy. It’s been around 5 days since my last checkup, and I fear peasants may have contracted the gay in that time. Get in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 19:50:37 No.2598889 Report

Quoted By: >>2598902

Quads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RYy5N5PI Fri 20 Oct 2017 19:52:44 No.2598902 Report

Quoted By: >>2598921

>>2598889
Congratulations, you have the gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 19:54:56 No.2598921 Report

Quoted By: >>2598980

>>2598902
Eh, sometimes I get quads, sometimes I don’t. At least I can admit defeat. Well done, brazilfag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtdYjoPO Fri 20 Oct 2017 19:58:16 No.2598957 Report

Quoted By: >>2598960

could you please check up on me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PHiIyX/k Fri 20 Oct 2017 19:58:56 No.2598959 Report

Quoted By: >>2598966

could you please CHECK my digits?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 19:59:01 No.2598960 Report

Quoted By: >>2598972

>>2598957
Of course, what seems to be the problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 19:59:34 No.2598966 Report

Quoted By: >>2598984

>>2598959
No, but I can check your the gay. What seems to be the problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtdYjoPO Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:00:06 No.2598972 Report

Quoted By: >>2598981

>>2598960
I fear I caught the gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sWt/llvt Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:00:30 No.2598978 Report

Quoted By: >>2599029

>>2598832
doctor, I want a cute girl to put stuff in my bum, do I have The gay ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5p7gBCvT Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:00:39 No.2598980 Report

Quoted By: >>2599029

>>2598921
still doesn’t negate the gay, the peasant caught it from you the pre-enlightenment doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:00:40 No.2598981 Report

Quoted By: >>2598991

>>2598972
Heavens! What makes you think that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PHiIyX/k Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:00:50 No.2598984 Report

Quoted By: >>2599029

>>2598966
I was fapping to some lolis but then I noticed some faggot had drawn a dick on one of them. do I have the gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtdYjoPO Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:01:53 No.2598991 Report

Quoted By: >>2599029

>>2598981
I'm just paranoid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:05:33 No.2599029 Report

Quoted By:

>>2598980
I feel like I have to say this: missing the get when you say you’re gonna get the get doesn’t give you the gay. You just get BTFO’D. Fortunately, I can take a blast, unlike some... cough cough kagarifag...

>>2598984
A simple problem many peasants face, and fortunately, it has a simple cure. Stop watching loli hentai
>>2598978
You have the gay, please chop off your phallic member
>>2598991
Well, if you don’t fap to any gay stuff, I doubt you have the gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:76UgbnbF Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:11:26 No.2599078 Report

Quoted By: >>2599089

I get completely rapt by the oriental cartoons. And I seem to be developing feelings for a fictional character of the said oriental cartoon. Is it the gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:12:22 No.2599089 Report

Quoted By: >>2599114

>>2599078
Elaborate. What anime is it from, who was the character you are specifying

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:76UgbnbF Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:14:24 No.2599114 Report

Quoted By: >>2599139

>>2599089
Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:16:00 No.2599139 Report

Quoted By: >>2599323

>>2599114
“She” looks like a trap. Steer clear and do not have these feelings form again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rJTI0p19 Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:16:37 No.2599144 Report

Quoted By: >>2599154

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:17:48 No.2599154 Report

Quoted By:

>>2599144
>4chan having quality standards
Hilarious

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kw7LzffV Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:29:20 No.2599267 Report

Quoted By: >>2599282

>>2598832
yo doc, 2d traps aren't gay, right? only 3d... right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:32:10 No.2599282 Report

Quoted By: >>2599305 >>2599332

>>2599267
Of course not, all traps are gay. Just get over it and get yourself a waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:34:39 No.2599305 Report

Quoted By:

>>2599282
Let me rephrase, a waifu with a vagina and no dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:76UgbnbF Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:36:50 No.2599323 Report

Quoted By: >>2599346

>>2599139
I beg to differ doc. My waifu is not a trap. My question was about if having a waifu is a slippery slope to the gay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+DJbhzMX Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:37:29 No.2599326 Report

Quoted By: >>2599360

>>2598832
Doc is liking someone who has a penis considered gay even though they look cute?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:p7MqIP84 Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:38:28 No.2599332 Report

Quoted By: >>2599360

>>2599282
A couple of weeks ago i tag teamed a local slut with a friend. She wanted to get double penetrated in the vage. So we did. Our dicks were rubbing each other in her vagoo. Will i get the ghey?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:39:08 No.2599346 Report

Quoted By: >>2599357

>>2599323
It could if you don’t control yourself. First, it will be a straight girl, than a lesbian, than a futa, and than a full on trap. I advise you proceed with caution

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:76UgbnbF Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:40:36 No.2599357 Report

Quoted By:

>>2599346
Will do doc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:40:56 No.2599360 Report

Quoted By: >>2599370 >>2599386

>>2599326
Cuteness is subjective, so it would be very the gay
>>2599332
A wise man once said: “it’s not gay if it’s a three way” since you can’t debunk what wise men have said, I guess not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RYy5N5PI Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:42:13 No.2599370 Report

Quoted By: >>2599380

>>2599360
So I can have an all-male three way and it won't be gay? Sweet, brb, trying this out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:43:30 No.2599380 Report

Quoted By: >>2599434

>>2599370
> implying you have that many friends
.... o fuk

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+DJbhzMX Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:44:04 No.2599386 Report

Quoted By: >>2599405

>>2599360
What can I do to get rid off heretic thoughts doctor?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:46:20 No.2599405 Report

Quoted By: >>2599417

>>2599386
I find that some good old fashioned chillbeats striaghtbot the mind very well. As for artists, I recommend limes, joji, and ilwag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:47:30 No.2599417 Report

Quoted By:

>>2599405
Straighten*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RYy5N5PI Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:49:03 No.2599434 Report

Quoted By: >>2599454

>>2599380
Who needs friends when you have seedy bars full of desperate freaks?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:50:41 No.2599454 Report

Quoted By: >>2599475

>>2599434
I’m guessing at least 99% of them aren’t faggots, so how are you going to get them to fuck you, gay peasant? Wait... oh no...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RYy5N5PI Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:53:03 No.2599475 Report

Quoted By: >>2599505

>>2599454
I'll just go to a gay bar, it doesn't matter. You said it yourself, doc, it's not gay if it's a three way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 20:54:48 No.2599505 Report

Quoted By:

>>2599475
This was coming from wise men, so I guess all old people have the gay... I must do research

Also please don’t, you’ll get the gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CTWsmOh5 Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:01:35 No.2599594 Report

Quoted By: >>2599611

>>2598832
Doctor, I have appear to have picked up the habit of randomly and violently expl-
Okay, now I'm sure I'm okay from that, I must say I have the habit of randomly exploding, is it a sign of the gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:02:29 No.2599611 Report

Quoted By: >>2599635

>>2599594
Elaborate. Do you mean Muslim exploding or exploding if the bowels?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hEpC59q7 Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:03:08 No.2599623 Report

Quoted By: >>2599653

>>2598832
Doctor doctor!

My bowels ache and my feces looks like mucus, what do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CTWsmOh5 Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:03:55 No.2599635 Report

Quoted By: >>2599653

>>2599611
I mean suprise bursts of energy that cause untold chaos, without the muslim kind. normally followed by fever and blurred vision for a few minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:06:13 No.2599653 Report

Quoted By: >>2600826

>>2599623
Wait, feces ISNT supposed to look like mucus? I might have to stop using tards for the model of human anatomy than...
>>2599635
Use this energy to your advantage, and beat the Las Vegas shooters record.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:20:50 No.2599896 Report

Quoted By:

This was a pretty good thread. Thanks guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:28:17 No.2600007 Report

Quoted By: >>2600028

Also quints

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qv1dMbex Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:28:23 No.2600010 Report

Quoted By: >>2600028

Doc, I think I may have contracted the mustard gas disease.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:29:32 No.2600028 Report

Quoted By: >>2600086 >>2600089

>>2600007
>>2600000
>>2599999
Dang, maybe next time
>>2600010
What makes you say that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qv1dMbex Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:37:34 No.2600086 Report

Quoted By: >>2600093

>>2600028
I can't get benis erections anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:38:03 No.2600089 Report

Quoted By:

>>2600028
>they’re both kagarifags
I think I’m done

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOdXzpsb Fri 20 Oct 2017 21:38:40 No.2600093 Report

Quoted By:

>>2600086
I suggest that you stop putting spoons up your benis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CTWsmOh5 Fri 20 Oct 2017 22:55:28 No.2600826 Report

Quoted By:

>>2599653
I have returned from attempting to use the energy to my advantage, I failed to do much with it because I can't get guns, despite this, I did punch a magnetic lock open, so there is that.

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