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Tell me your nigger stories /pol/.
Here's mine:
>be me
>be 15
>go to KFC with my parents
>see fairly large black family
>their kids are running around rampant and I almost trip over one
>get my food
>parents tell me to get a seat
>I get one that is far away from the nig-nogs but has a perfect view of them
>this is going to be good
>they start to fight over something
>they start to throw the word "nigga" around like they throw basketballs
>"YO NIGGA GET SOME GRAVY"
>think they are yelling at each other as usual when I realize I'm being spoke to
>look up
>see fat black tard standing there
>I start to feel nervous but he leaves
>he slowly walks back to the main group of nig-nogs
>he's about 3 feet away from the table when he trips over some junk that the nig-nogs simply couldn't keep on their table
>he makes a "DUR!" sound as he falls over
>every single thing on the table is pulverized
>the nig-nogs start to freak out
>ALL I can hear is "YO NIGGA!"
>the little ones that were running around are now jumping off of tables and making screeching sounds
>every nig-nog is either on the tards side or not
>they start to fight
>the tard slips away
>he goes up to a vending machine
>he shoves his arm in it and it gets stuck
>my parents yell at me for laughing
>random big black bitch starts to yell at me for laughing
>we leave
Here's mine:
>be me
>be 15
>go to KFC with my parents
>see fairly large black family
>their kids are running around rampant and I almost trip over one
>get my food
>parents tell me to get a seat
>I get one that is far away from the nig-nogs but has a perfect view of them
>this is going to be good
>they start to fight over something
>they start to throw the word "nigga" around like they throw basketballs
>"YO NIGGA GET SOME GRAVY"
>think they are yelling at each other as usual when I realize I'm being spoke to
>look up
>see fat black tard standing there
>I start to feel nervous but he leaves
>he slowly walks back to the main group of nig-nogs
>he's about 3 feet away from the table when he trips over some junk that the nig-nogs simply couldn't keep on their table
>he makes a "DUR!" sound as he falls over
>every single thing on the table is pulverized
>the nig-nogs start to freak out
>ALL I can hear is "YO NIGGA!"
>the little ones that were running around are now jumping off of tables and making screeching sounds
>every nig-nog is either on the tards side or not
>they start to fight
>the tard slips away
>he goes up to a vending machine
>he shoves his arm in it and it gets stuck
>my parents yell at me for laughing
>random big black bitch starts to yell at me for laughing
>we leave
