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On holiday with family
Go to hard rock cafe, relative is owner
All you can eat for free
Stuffed jalapeños for the starter
A huge bowl of mac and cheese for main coarse, like 700 grams
Eat it all and dessert
Suddenly Remember I am lactose intolerant and prepare for hell to break loose
Run to hotel, about 1 km
Go in, rush to toilet
Shit for solid 10 minutes straight
Everything is yellowish,
sweat like a fat gamerboy
Go to room, feeling fine
Just in case go to toilet and try to shit some more
the juices start to flow again
Been taking a shit for 3 minutes
Suddenly feel the urge to vomit, i do
Same yellowish color, shitting and puking the same thing at the same time
Quite proud, although vomit everywhere
It ends
1 hour later (the new beginning)
Go to take a piss
While taking a piss, urge to puke
And i do, pee and puke at the same time
Go to bed and write a greentext about completing a triple whammy