>>2616701So imagine you have a friend who you love to hang out with. Just like any bros, you get a kick out of farting around each other. It's even more funny when there are people around who are offended by your farting, so you intentionally fart around them to piss them off. You don't like these people anyway, so who cares if they don't want to be around you when you fart?
You guys keep farting around each other, even when there aren't others around to smell it. It's becoming less funny to you at this point, but your friend always needs to chime in, "yo bro, remember when those people got offended by our farts, wasn't that hilarious?" He continues farting whenever possible, even though it's just you guys at this point.
You've become tired of constantly being surrounded by the smell of farts, so you choose to distance yourself from your friend. Your friend notices this and becomes resentful. "What the fuck bro? You don't like the smell of farts? Are you becoming one of those anti-fart shills I don't like?" He can't seem to comprehend that the joke has ceased to be funny to you and you no longer feel the need to fart on people you don't like.
Offended by this, your friend cuts ties to you so he can join a group of farters who spend all day sniffing each others farts and trying to waft them at people they don't like. Despite the newfound distance, him and his new fart buddies convince themselves that you're an anti-fart shill because you no longer want to hang out and sit in the fart smell with them. Once in a while, they will come over and intentionally fart in your face. You try to be rational and ask them to please not fart in your face as you're tired of smelling farts and get accused of being one of those they side against.
