a human, an elf, and a dwarf walk into a tavern

bartender says: i will give you ale for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

human says: it's clearly 4

dwarf says: it's clearly 4

elf says: I dont know, I'm silly tree humping fucking magic son of altmer white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less knife-eared white male in this world no bearded fag

bartender pulls out a crossbow and shoots dumb elf in face