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Anonymous ID:JudV2KZW Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:47:28 No.2636692 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2636723 >>2636751 >>2636801 >>2636813 >>2636981

ITT: Stupid shit you thought when you were a kid
I'll start,

I thought coffee was made by putting milk into tea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mie+FDC/ Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:49:53 No.2636710 Report

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Hitler wanted to kill every Jew, because he wanted to be the only one, thats a Jew.

tobu

tobu ID:fsmssBZ2 Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:51:13 No.2636723 Report

Quoted By: >>2636733 >>2636742

>>2636692
i thought..
i thought uhh..
i actually dont know because im still 12 lol

VouvrayCabernetX !!sIYhnpLrkq/

VouvrayCabernetX !!sIYhnpLrkq/ ID:iv1Cj1xQ Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:52:27 No.2636733 Report

Quoted By: >>2636755

>>2636723
underage b&

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rlambefJ Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:53:21 No.2636742 Report

Quoted By: >>2636755

>>2636723
lol ban time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:brLtpoDl Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:54:07 No.2636751 Report

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>>2636692
i thought banana and vanilla were the same thing until there was a banana and vanilla milkshake at mcdonalds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMu4NkX8 Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:54:25 No.2636755 Report

Quoted By: >>2636824

>>2636742
>>2636733
You are the real underaged here since you are clearly mentally undeveloped

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zmsvt+rT Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:54:48 No.2636760 Report

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equality is real and people who don't believe in it are dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMu4NkX8 Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:56:35 No.2636773 Report

Quoted By: >>2636778

I thought an escalator and an escavater were the same things. Yes, the construction vehicle.

I thought women got pregnant by kissing men and the sperm would travel from the man's testicles up to his mouth and transfer to the woman's mouth when kissing and then down to her butt.

I thought women peed through their butts and the vagina was a temporary opening just for childbirth that closed afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMu4NkX8 Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:57:00 No.2636778 Report

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>>2636773
Excavator***

Loyalist

Loyalist ID:eYEDqBcw Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:58:23 No.2636790 Report

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I thought there were 31 months in a calendar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xQ8X8NdE Mon 23 Oct 2017 20:59:31 No.2636801 Report

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>>2636692
If a 4 year old believe that, I would assume he's actually mentally handicapped. Even young children have the cognitive ability to distinguish between distint common household items.
My guess if that you suffer from legitament autism to some degree.

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Anonymous ID:a1InCwCm Mon 23 Oct 2017 21:00:49 No.2636813 Report

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>>2636692

Santy was real.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rlambefJ Mon 23 Oct 2017 21:02:12 No.2636824 Report

Quoted By: >>2636828

>>2636755
no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rlambefJ Mon 23 Oct 2017 21:02:37 No.2636828 Report

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>>2636824
u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0jkXSUms Mon 23 Oct 2017 21:07:10 No.2636857 Report

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>girls have penises that eventually fall off and become vaginas
>white people with bald heads are negroes
>brown skinned people are lesbians
>dad is working abroad and not cheating on my mom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:filA/gWC Mon 23 Oct 2017 21:19:46 No.2636981 Report

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>>2636692
>Girls had penises
>Thought this until I was 12

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SE7Hja82 Mon 23 Oct 2017 21:25:04 No.2637041 Report

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I thought ditches filled with water were infinite in depth.
I also thought girls pissed out of their vaginas...

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Anonymous ID:0eSUuCN2 Mon 23 Oct 2017 21:48:50 No.2637254 Report

Quoted By: >>2637298

I thought my parents were Wrestling in bed once.
I had to be taken in by my grandparents the next day.
I often asked if we could go see mom and dad but grandma always just took me to the graveyard.
It took me awhile to realize that my parents were dead.
When i asked grandma how they died she told me that dad had strangled mom and hanged himself.
That's when i realized that the "wrestling" i heard was the struggle between my choking mother and my father.
I blamed myself for Years after that, i still feel like i could have stopped it, but what would I a 6yr old do?
he'd probably just have killed me as well.
Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JudV2KZW Mon 23 Oct 2017 21:52:28 No.2637298 Report

Quoted By: >>2637567

>>2637254
>parents die
>blame self

Now all you have to do is get rich and then fight crime. You're halfway to becoming Batman!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0eSUuCN2 Mon 23 Oct 2017 22:17:52 No.2637567 Report

Quoted By: >>2637587

>>2637298
I'll start fighting crime after I'm rich then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a1InCwCm Mon 23 Oct 2017 22:19:25 No.2637587 Report

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>>2637567

Steal some of that gibs me oil

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