Hello, my name is Anon. I have been studying Israeli history for 13 years, primarily at Cornell University in New York, where I am now a full professor and head of the chair of the anthropology department. While I only get to teach one Jew Studies class a semester, I still make sure to follow all of the hottest Heb-news straight outta Israel. Thus I can say that this is likely a reference to the newly discovered ancient inscription of the prophecy of Sche-kël. This prophecy references the coming of the end times, and represents a huge leap forward in the realm of Jew studies.
But I digress. The blue circle represents the world. As global warming slowly causes a second great flood, the polar bears must take to the water. The shield represents the wall built around America to keep out the aquatic polar bears, (which I'm affectionately calling "Aqueers"). The tower inside of the shield represents the Tower of the Groaning Jew, which many also theorize is the new world trade center. The two circles at the base of the tower are silhouettes of shapely and beautiful Shekels, which represent the great wealth and power of the Jews who are holding back the hordes of aqueers which lurk beneath the waves, who also happen to be using the world trade center as their base of operations. And finally, the two "emoticons" represent Islam and Christianity, both of which are attempting to pull off 9/11 : 2, and steal the Shekels from their rightful Jew-owners.
I hope I was able to enlighten on the subject of this ancient Jewish prophecy, and the significance it holds to all Jews and Jewwy Peoples. As this is my area of expertise, do not hesitate to send me any questions you may have. You can find me at my home address in Sheepshire, Scotland, or online at my email address:
[email protected]Stay interested, and above all, keep it jewwy.
-Anon
