>>2640355It's actually like 55 degrees year round here, there's no ice, it's windy as fuck and it's filled with brutual savage beasts, there's a gameshow in Africa called 'Riders on the Storm' they hold it during the wet season. it's basically their version of rat race, they start in Sierra Leone with a choice of various African animals, you know like elephants, tigers, lions, giffarres, they occasionally throw in some cheeky shit like a kimono dragon, or panda bear, last year it was a regular ole cow. The participant must ride the creature all the way to the Rift Valley in Ethiopia. First person to make it gets to host another show called "Extreme Bakeover Bongo Edition" on which any surviving contestants must slaughter the beast they rode and make them into a cake for the host/winner of 'Riders on The Storm' to devour with their beast. The winners of both contests are sent on a one way trip to America in which they get to be featured on an episode of the show "Cops" after this trip, the surviving animal of 'Riders on the Storm' is sent to Antarctica, it's actually just a giant fucking zoo, that's why there are so many scientists down in that bitch. They've been doing this since like 1965, 3 seasons a year.
